Hey boo-boo kitty fuck!, Happy Valentines day!
What?......... did I get you anything?....... Of course I did!!
Who do you think I am some evil kind of insensitive ogre?
I did just what the TV told me to do.
I spent my meager wages from an entire week to purchase this beautiful yet oversized boquet of ROSES.........................................
(courtesy of manko)
no not yet were not done I have just what you want........ 20,000 calories of tasty chocolate you must eat before they turn all chalky and hard.....and no baby were not done yet, I know you will love this a obese yet cute stuffed panda that was most likely sewn together by a 4 year old Indonesian girl named Ulfa who pays to feed her sick and dying father.
As a result of these action I have now been inprisoned in my own mind of thoughtless impractical gifts from the heart.
I do it every time except this time. This time I bought something for the only kitten that wont go away.TAR.
What?......... did I get you anything?....... Of course I did!!
Who do you think I am some evil kind of insensitive ogre?
I did just what the TV told me to do.
I spent my meager wages from an entire week to purchase this beautiful yet oversized boquet of ROSES.........................................
(courtesy of manko)
no not yet were not done I have just what you want........ 20,000 calories of tasty chocolate you must eat before they turn all chalky and hard.....and no baby were not done yet, I know you will love this a obese yet cute stuffed panda that was most likely sewn together by a 4 year old Indonesian girl named Ulfa who pays to feed her sick and dying father.
As a result of these action I have now been inprisoned in my own mind of thoughtless impractical gifts from the heart.
I do it every time except this time. This time I bought something for the only kitten that wont go away.TAR.
AAARRGGGGHHHH!!!!!