whitewidow

Story of the day..............

I am not a big fan of ugly middle aged guys that drive Corvettes!!!

Picture it if you will................

WhiteWidow is driving down the highway minding her own business singing her tunes as loud as she can in her car when a crusty old guy in a Corvette pulles up along side her and gives her the "I am so shit hot in this car that all chicks will love me" look . He seems to want to race so he takes off like lightning as WhiteWidow rolls her eyes and gets back to her singing Hmmmmmm - this seems to make ugly old guy kinda mad so he slows down and pulls along side her again and attempts to wink and smile at her. On the verge of vomiting........WhiteWidow steps on it and leaves ugly guy in the dust. Now I know that his car could probably put mine to shame without even trying but for some reason he didn't wanna race anymore

Why do ugly guys do this?? A car is not going to impress a woman....at least not THIS woman. As far as I am concerned it just makes you look like a mid life crisis jack ass



Sorry guys - but this just doesn't do it for me

"If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?"

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