I am going to start at the beginning. which is the best place to start I suppose.
I went to bed around 7 this morning. I had anticipated sleeping until 3 and going in to work around 4. Well, my mom called me at noon telling me that Mason had something in his ear and needed to be taken to the emeergency room. She had tried to get a hold of Clint (my ex-husband) and couldn't. So she asked me to come get him and take him (Even though we all know ER visits take at least 3 hours). So I try calling Clint and his girlfriend. They don't answer until I call her cell phone. Well, He is on the phone with my mom and then gets on the phone with me. I tell him - hey I have to work and really can't take him you need to get him and take him. They are just going to remove what is in his ear and that be that.
Well, his answer - I have a super bowl party to go to so I can't take him.
So - that set the tone for the rest of my day. I got up went and got Mason and waited for 2 hours to have them take 5 minutes to take out the tube that had fallen out of his ear. ( He has had chronis ear infections and has had tubes inserted twice and they fall out naturally). This one has gotten stuck but wasn't any big deal. We thought it was a Mardi Gras bead. Go figure.
Also, if I didn't show up for work I was fired We were short staffed aynway and were all told if we didn't show up we were fired. But I called and told the manager I might be late. We were NOT busy by any strecth of the imagination so it was okay.
I was floored by Clint's response. He has a party to go to and cannot take his child to the ER. He said he bought food and since he put money into it he had to go. I just needed him to take Mason to the ER not keep him overnight. But I think since Clint's gf wanted to go as well and didn't want to have to deal with a child that's what did it. He is such a piece of shit. I hate him.
So - I have a few revenge ideas but I always welcome new ones. It would make me feel better. He always gets away with everything and I am so sick of it.
On the brighter side. Cameron was here when I woke up and when I got back. He was really sweet touchy feely last night and even brought me coffee at wotk tonight. I do love that boy and things do seem to be getting better. I just need to have patience. That word has never fit well into my vocabulary.
But my day was not so great. My baby is fine. That's good. Clint's an asshole which is nothing new. School is out for the next two days and I found out class Thursday night is cancelled. So that's a plus. I can get caught up on some stuff.
Oh also one of my regular tables came in but since I was late they were told I was not there so they got another server. I told them about my day. Before they left they gave me 20 bucks. These people are super super nice and if I ever saw them out and about I would actually talk to them and enjoy the conversation. Just genuinely nice people. Plus they are easy to wait on. I know exactly what they want. Good people.
Well, that was a lot of typing. So - if you guys have any ideas of what I can do to the sorry bastard that is my ex-husband for being such a shitty father please let me know.
I would like to give him Ebola. Anybody got any?
I went to bed around 7 this morning. I had anticipated sleeping until 3 and going in to work around 4. Well, my mom called me at noon telling me that Mason had something in his ear and needed to be taken to the emeergency room. She had tried to get a hold of Clint (my ex-husband) and couldn't. So she asked me to come get him and take him (Even though we all know ER visits take at least 3 hours). So I try calling Clint and his girlfriend. They don't answer until I call her cell phone. Well, He is on the phone with my mom and then gets on the phone with me. I tell him - hey I have to work and really can't take him you need to get him and take him. They are just going to remove what is in his ear and that be that.
Well, his answer - I have a super bowl party to go to so I can't take him.
So - that set the tone for the rest of my day. I got up went and got Mason and waited for 2 hours to have them take 5 minutes to take out the tube that had fallen out of his ear. ( He has had chronis ear infections and has had tubes inserted twice and they fall out naturally). This one has gotten stuck but wasn't any big deal. We thought it was a Mardi Gras bead. Go figure.
Also, if I didn't show up for work I was fired We were short staffed aynway and were all told if we didn't show up we were fired. But I called and told the manager I might be late. We were NOT busy by any strecth of the imagination so it was okay.
I was floored by Clint's response. He has a party to go to and cannot take his child to the ER. He said he bought food and since he put money into it he had to go. I just needed him to take Mason to the ER not keep him overnight. But I think since Clint's gf wanted to go as well and didn't want to have to deal with a child that's what did it. He is such a piece of shit. I hate him.
So - I have a few revenge ideas but I always welcome new ones. It would make me feel better. He always gets away with everything and I am so sick of it.
On the brighter side. Cameron was here when I woke up and when I got back. He was really sweet touchy feely last night and even brought me coffee at wotk tonight. I do love that boy and things do seem to be getting better. I just need to have patience. That word has never fit well into my vocabulary.
But my day was not so great. My baby is fine. That's good. Clint's an asshole which is nothing new. School is out for the next two days and I found out class Thursday night is cancelled. So that's a plus. I can get caught up on some stuff.
Oh also one of my regular tables came in but since I was late they were told I was not there so they got another server. I told them about my day. Before they left they gave me 20 bucks. These people are super super nice and if I ever saw them out and about I would actually talk to them and enjoy the conversation. Just genuinely nice people. Plus they are easy to wait on. I know exactly what they want. Good people.
Well, that was a lot of typing. So - if you guys have any ideas of what I can do to the sorry bastard that is my ex-husband for being such a shitty father please let me know.
I would like to give him Ebola. Anybody got any?
I do have these ideas to toss out. They are more like practical jokes, though.
1. red Kool-Aid or boullion cube placed in showerhead.
2. When he goes out of town, use his phone to dial the talking clock (recording loop) in Australia and leave off the hook.
3. Make them run for a political office without their permission, and on a rather offensive platform. Leave flyers, posters, letters to the editor, stickers everywhere.
4. Call everyone who will make a house call appointment (septic tank cleaners, cable, people who will dig a pool, vinyl siding people, etc.) and make an appointment at the revengee's address for say 7AM. Call television camera crew and let them know that there will be a big story at the address at 7AM. The place will be packed with people banging on the door for their appointment.
5. Hide a stereo somewhere in their house, with a really bad song on a loop. Keep the volume low, say on .5. I did this one to a friend of mind. He never noticed it unless it was dead quiet in the middle of the night while he was trying to sleep.
After a few days I had to break down and show him where I hide the stereo. He tore apart his bedroom and could not find it so he thought it was the neighbors upstairs.
6. Put nuts and bolts inside their hubcap (if it is enclosed). The rattling sound will drive victim crazy, especially since they will not be able to pinpoint the noise to easily, as it will only rattle when they drive.
I'm sure I can think of more if you need.
later,
Chris