Nothing you can do has a true consequence on anything or anyone so as long as the action was an effort to benefit you or your family. That's what the lesson plan is generally. Make sure you get a proper education and work hard at your job and provide for your family. What if your job is to work at an automobile plant whose owners...
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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STEAL ONE OF THOSE BOWFLEX MACHINES. FUCKING SERIOUSLY, I'VE GOT A SMALL CREW READY TO PULL A NUMBER ON ANY STORE THAT DEALS IN THAT SHIT. WORKING OUT IN A GYM IS TOTAL HUMILIATION AND PORNOGRAPHY. IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF NUT CASES WHO LOOK LIKE THE BARBARIAN BROTHERS JERKING EACH OTHER OFF. ALL OF THE WOMEN IN THESE...
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Have you ever had your ass kicked by three Russian kickboxers in a pit of broken glass and barbed wire? No, this is not the groundwork for Jean Claude Van Damme's Bloodsport:The Revenge...it's how I spent last night. Usually, nothing can keep me from this site...except drinking. All I remeber is drinking Michelob Light and Amberbock like an assembly line and chasing ducks like a...
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alisa:
no way..fuck form letters
this has been so much fun this way..you need to change your name so it's closer to the top of my list. 
god i love coming over here...you are so funny!!! do you know that back in the 80's i hit on one of those guys from e. hookah that starbuck kid and he wanted to hook it up for a date. but my husband-then best friend-ended up talking me into doing acid and hanging out with him that night instead of dropping me off at that kid's house. he later admitted a few years ago that he was jealous that i was going out with someone else and he had planned the whole thing. isn't that so sweet.
i hate geese..those things act all nice to you until you run out of food or they get too close to you. they'll snap at anything to see if it's edible. those are the only birds i don't like.
hey get me a job. you got connections, right?
xxx
this has been so much fun this way..you need to change your name so it's closer to the top of my list.
god i love coming over here...you are so funny!!! do you know that back in the 80's i hit on one of those guys from e. hookah that starbuck kid and he wanted to hook it up for a date. but my husband-then best friend-ended up talking me into doing acid and hanging out with him that night instead of dropping me off at that kid's house. he later admitted a few years ago that he was jealous that i was going out with someone else and he had planned the whole thing. isn't that so sweet.
i hate geese..those things act all nice to you until you run out of food or they get too close to you. they'll snap at anything to see if it's edible. those are the only birds i don't like.
hey get me a job. you got connections, right?
xxx
I would rather be hanging out on PUT IN BAY right now. Sitting back with a case of Michelob and a pocketfull of insults for the locals. I need to be immobile for a solid 3-4 days of constant drinking and dicking around. If I had a special lady friend perhaps we would have sex, but other than that I would just sit in a...
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alisa:
hey, you...go and add my friend chris to your friend's list or i'm gonna kick your ass...oh wait you might like that...oh wait even better...hurry up...he's new and needs all the friends he can get
edited to say: either you're really funny or you're really really drunk THE DUDE...
[Edited on May 29, 2003]
edited to say: either you're really funny or you're really really drunk THE DUDE...
[Edited on May 29, 2003]
For the first fucking time in awhile I wanna look at the naked girls on this site. Usually I'm just plopping down to write in the journal and move on with my day. This whole fucking internet can just go and suck a big cancerous dick. Seriously, have we came this far with technology that we can have anything we want but it will only...
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Michael Moore and his STUPID WHITE MEN book kinda bobs and weaves between bringing up important points to people who may not hear them otherwise and just downright silliness. I'm just not down with the whole WOMAN as the golden pure example of humanity and MAN as the ignorant evildoer...that is also gluttonous and lazy. For a cat that grew up in the Midwest, here...
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Maybe I believe the tree huggin' cats when they're spoutin' off about the global warming business. As a kid I remember being out on the beach all day and coming home with little or no sunburn. So I'm out yesterday around Put-In-Bay for maybe five hours in the sun...and my arms are completely burned. My arms are still hot to the touch. Oh well I...
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ikilledpinky:
that pic is my ultimate tribute to the man. and that quote in no way pertains to him. lol hell yeah its priceless. B.o.C was alright (book better) i aim to be that uncle one da
alisa:
hey, i like that idea...just like robin hood...you can count me...i'd really show them how to enjoy all that money
plus, you can check out my quotes by just going backwards on my journal w/ the previous button.
plus, you can check out my quotes by just going backwards on my journal w/ the previous button.
Matthew Macaunaughy from Dazed and Confused. That spelling is atrocious but it just aboot sums my complacent ass up. Well, I'm not preying on young girls and pretending to be cool or anything but we have alot in common. My brother is 20 and hangs out with people that are roughly 17-19 age bracket, Since most of my friends are working/school, in the army, or...
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alisa:
you are so silly and i mean that in the best possible way....and as for my opinion if a girl is asking you questions like that...she likes you...even if it is just a little..she's interested...don't underestimate yourself...
but i know what you mean and i'm way older than you...but at least you've found people to hang out with in your town...all the people i try to make friends with all they want to do is go bar hopping...get stupid drunk..and fuck anonymous guys or girls....when you're married and in love and a non-drinker this isn't too terribly exciting, ya know?
and i know what you mean about canada...it would seem so chill to live there. to be able to grow your own and not worry about going to jail or to go to your local head shop and buy a bag of really good buds from amsterdam
how fucking cool would that be?
and why wouldn't i take the time to come and visit your journal? you always have such interesting rants to read and think about...and plus we'd probably hang out and smoke a lot if we were in the same town, anyway. right? so no more of that kissing my ass talk...you got it
and you can't move away until after the cedar point trip...i'm still trying to talk dave into it but i don't know how we're going to be able to afford it. oh well...i'll figure something out. i'll probably have to end up dancing again...something i haven't done in over 10 years and something i said i would never be desperate enough to do again...but when the bills are piling up and i'm dangerously close to losing my internet conncetion...i have to do something, right? oh well...talk at ya later.
and i mean that in the best possible way....and as for my opinion if a girl is asking you questions like that...she likes you...even if it is just a little..she's interested...don't underestimate yourself...
but i know what you mean and i'm way older than you...but at least you've found people to hang out with in your town...all the people i try to make friends with all they want to do is go bar hopping...get stupid drunk..and fuck anonymous guys or girls....when you're married and in love and a non-drinker this isn't too terribly exciting, ya know?
and i know what you mean about canada...it would seem so chill to live there. to be able to grow your own and not worry about going to jail or to go to your local head shop and buy a bag of really good buds from amsterdam
how fucking cool would that be?
and why wouldn't i take the time to come and visit your journal? you always have such interesting rants to read and think about...and plus we'd probably hang out and smoke a lot if we were in the same town, anyway. right? so no more of that kissing my ass talk...you got it
and you can't move away until after the cedar point trip...i'm still trying to talk dave into it but i don't know how we're going to be able to afford it. oh well...i'll figure something out. i'll probably have to end up dancing again...something i haven't done in over 10 years and something i said i would never be desperate enough to do again...but when the bills are piling up and i'm dangerously close to losing my internet conncetion...i have to do something, right? oh well...talk at ya later.
I don't know what the hell got into me yesterday. Somedays I'm a deaf mute barely getting through work and other days I fly off the handle talking about Dennis Miller getting raped by Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. I think the insanity spilled over into work today because I was seriously ON CUE all day. The one liners were flowing and the reparte was...
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alisa:
hey, you crazy nutball
smoke a joint and you'll be alright...but seriously i know what you mean...it seems like i started smoking to feel different and cool...but now i smoke it a lot of the time just to make myself function normally...because when i'm out like now...all i do is sit around and think about all the ways my life is fucked up and i have nothing to stop the negative thoughts from coming...but if i smoke a bowl i feel alright and i can start thinking about all the ways i could make things in my life better. is that strange?? oh well, i'd much rather smoke some pot then go on a bunch of meds like prozac or something that doesn't allow you to feel at all.
and it sounds like your bosses were loving every minute of your insanity and i wouldn't worry too much about it. if they can't understand you and they want to get rid of you over some jokes: fuck 'em.
oh my god i can't believe you get hot from german accents...me. too...everytime dave starts speaking in german i'm all set to fuck him right then and there no matter where we are.
smoke a joint and you'll be alright...but seriously i know what you mean...it seems like i started smoking to feel different and cool...but now i smoke it a lot of the time just to make myself function normally...because when i'm out like now...all i do is sit around and think about all the ways my life is fucked up and i have nothing to stop the negative thoughts from coming...but if i smoke a bowl i feel alright and i can start thinking about all the ways i could make things in my life better. is that strange?? oh well, i'd much rather smoke some pot then go on a bunch of meds like prozac or something that doesn't allow you to feel at all.
and it sounds like your bosses were loving every minute of your insanity and i wouldn't worry too much about it. if they can't understand you and they want to get rid of you over some jokes: fuck 'em.
oh my god i can't believe you get hot from german accents...me. too...everytime dave starts speaking in german i'm all set to fuck him right then and there no matter where we are.
I don't have anything ciseling away in my brain but I did have a fun and lively conversation with an old friend. The results are somewhat entertaining. I'm the ARIZONABAYINC character making full use of my Instant Messaging powers.
ZDuckheadz: so what do you know about this jeff herbster character?
ArizonaBayINC: he's a friend of mine from the Reynolds allied
ZDuckheadz: yes i know...me and...
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ZDuckheadz: so what do you know about this jeff herbster character?
ArizonaBayINC: he's a friend of mine from the Reynolds allied
ZDuckheadz: yes i know...me and...
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no thanks for that piece of info but that guy is creepy