whiskeyfightpit

Jeez, um, there's some good lines in there at times but... a lil on the hostile side, my man. I'm not as big on the hostile-fun anymore; I'm moving away from the cynicism thing. I'm no moral giant, I guess I've been involved in (too many) mean jokes, but... um, might pursue the more picturesque psychedelia side of things? Like the "Irish up this soda, fuckface" thing?

What's going on man? Do you need a vocalist for the noise-rock band, because I can use my voice of gold to make the music with my mouth. Oh yeah baby!

Shit has gotten kinda hectic for me this week, but you will hear from me soon. I guarantee it.

I thought that was The Gate you were describing... the priest who hangs himself, then the place is haunted? I dunno much about horror films, though.

In the above sentence, I had another great Cheech typo-- "the priest who hangs hims elf"-- looked almost like "the priest hangs his elf," or "the priest hangs him a elf." That would be an interesting flick, too.

I never really got off on later Stereolab. For me it was Switched On and some of SPace-Age Bachelor Pad. Perhaps if I had the whole catalog playing back to back I wold change my mind. There's is pretty big now.

Haha, well it's like this: 1) take a couple days off of work, 2) get drunk, 3) log on to www.homestarrunner.com

IT - - IS - - FUN. FUNNY - and - - FUN.

I suggest you 1) watch the intro, 2) watch all the Characters, 3) read as many of the StrongBad emails as you can, 4) check out the DOWNLOOOOADS! ! ! and the music videos that are under Toons. And play Trogdor the Burninator. Get ready to BURNINATE! ! !

Go listen to some Thin Lizzy. Stop spending so much of your money on other peoples music. Take that money and spend it on instruments so you can make your own music. Also, save some for the odd chance that someone in toen might have some LSD. You can't go wrong there, Cochise. Don't forget to help the less fortunate and to put your faith in god.

JACKIE WILSON SAID:

My heart is crying, crying lonely teardrops
My pillow's never dry of lonely teardrops
Come home, come ho-o-o-o-o-ome
Just say you will (say you will)
Sa-ay you will (say you will)
Hey-ah-hey (say you will)

My heart is crying, crying lonely teardrops
My pillow's never dry of lonely teardrops
Come home, come ho-o-o-o-o-ome
Just say you will, say you-ou-ou wi-ill (say you will)
Sa-ay you will (say you will)
Hey-ah-hey (say you will)

Just give me a-a-a-nother chance for our romance
Come on and tell me that one day you'll retu-u-urn
'cause every day that you've been gone away
You'll know-a my heart does nothing but bu-u-urn

Crying lonely teardrops
My pillow's never dry of lonely teardrops
Come home, come ho-o-o-o-o-ome
Just say you will, say you wi-ill (say you will)
Sa-ay you will (say you will)
Hey-ah-hey (say you will)

Say it right now, baby (say you will)
Come on, come on (say you will)
Say it, darleeeeeeeeeeen (say you will)
Say it right now, baby (say you will)

Man, we really need to meet up, get drunk/high and talk shit at each other. You basically just stated everything that has been going through my head for the last 11 months about the state of my existance.

I know what you mean about owning a house. Seems unfuckingdoable on a single salary, and all I do is pay bills, eat well, and buy the occassional toys.

I answered your question back on my journal so as to let others see the answer, as I can't amend my journal right now. Why? It won't let me, you'd have to ask it.

I owe CDs to you, crazybob (who I won't see at the Yo La show since his parents are making him use his leave time to go to a Redskins game. I dunno if it's any consolation to him, if he's into like revenge, but the Bucs are gonna destroy the racist-name local team.) and Franchise/ Too. But I sure do wanna read a book tomorrow morning... The Autograph Man by Zadie Smith.

hello
how are you
im not so good but ill get better
have fun

It's irony, that there's a Chong that I don't know. I wonder whether people think I'm really into their movies, or pot, or this... Cheech Wizard comic, which I've never read/ seen in my life, other than Fantagraphics's catalog just lately.
My commitment to C & C is simply seeing a few of their movies during a Cinemax C & C Month and deciding they were mostly good. I've smoked pot a handful of times, most recently... hmm, 1997? I've spent more time inebriated from beer last Saturday than I have from pot in my entire life. Like, less than an hour.
Now, doesn't mean I'm against pot. Drugs are a fine hobby, just not a fine life, people need to know the diff.
Same with Cheech Wizard. Might be a very fine mushroom/ phallic cartoon duuuude, I have no idea.
I hesitate to bag on other folks's music. I will say that I have never listened to 311 for fun, but that's just me. Perhaps they save all their gems for B-sides and "deep cuts." As long as I have Leo Sayer and Anita Bridges recordings on file, people will be able to take their reciprocal shots. Taste-bagging is a dangerous game. Only the finnicky survive, and I believe finnickiness is for Morris the Cat; I like to enjoy shitty music once in a while. I chose fun. I want some.... ack-shaaauun, I wanna leee-ee-ive.

Well I'm in Allied a bit. Damon is my cousin, so that's how you'd associate me. I go to a few shows and shit, I don't know Toledo sucks as far as places to be.

By the way aren't FSF on a Christian label or something? This only adds more perplexity to your very accurate comments.

Dude I love Stylex!! Some friends of mine (trailer park ninja's) played a show with them in bowling green. I have a t-shirt I bought at their show the next day at some outdoor mini-fest, it's yellow with the outline of Ohio and their name in the middle of it!(it's one of my favorite shirts) they rock pretty f***in' hard!!!

epic journal entry. i enjoyed it thoroughly. once i was able to sit thru the whole thing. ditto on the "into" list up there. good stuff. *especially* drinking too early and too late. my favorite breakfast item? BEER.

I still can't believe how gay, gay, gay the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog is. It's like my Victoria's Secret catalog. Though, as a polymorphous lady who likes all the genders, I could ostensibly get off to Victoria's Secret also. Except for the fact that Stephanie Seymour needs to gain, like, 20 pounds. And Tyra Banks has enough forehead for four people. That's not a forehead, that's a fivehead!

Is it Geto Boys? Or GHetTo Boys? I'm square and don't know nothing about nothing.

Submit a picture of yourself and the application will be accepted. I don't care what you look like.

Oh noooo. Run a spell check on your profile, dear. You have nice syntax though and can construct a slightly complicated sentence or two, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

You're from Ohio? Oh, I feel for you. I visited my brother in Oberlin, and Ohio is a sad, barren place.

it cost 100 bucks to go to stockholm on such short notice
not to mention the cost of the ticket
and hotel room.

so no can go for me.
its cheap as chips
like 2 bucks i think
but i think it would go through customs
and that could pose some problems.

have fun

*clicks heels three times and says theres no one like jello theres no one like jello theres no one like jello

nope that didnt work.

Funny you mention that. Being in my parents' house, looking at the stuff I still have hanging around on the shelves there, I was asking my self if I still needed my Robert Hunter lyrics book, Box of Rain.

...after all, (as people say) everything's online now...

...but regardless, I think I'd still like to be able to read lyrics without a bunch of fucking pop-up ads. I, in fact, would like to pick up the Dylan book, and really need a copy of Leonard Cohen's Stranger Music, too.
I fill my head with culture/ I give myself an ulcer.

When there were no ears
to hear
you sang to me

hi how are you?
i am bored and listening to the dead kennedys
i love jello biafra.
i wanna marry him