whiskeyfightpit

I am in retail. This is the absolute worst time of the year for me. Especially in regards to keeping up with all of your journals. I promise to post a proper update and "holla back" at all of your various journals. In the meantime, here's some entertainment.

GET YOUR DARK AGES CARB FREE!

"Holy marauding barrell ass! What's that!"

"Aww hell, you've never seen a suburban mom on a rampage?"

"Dude, I've seen like Mongols butchering neighbooring tribes but I've never seen anything quite so ATROCIOUS!!!"

"Yeah, new fish, what we've got here is is a whole new breed of barbarian. One intent on amassing all that is convenient and necessary for an existence of pure self-gratification."

"Slow your role, boss. We've got company"

"YOU BOYS CARRY CHOCOLATE RAISIN ALLERGY MEDICINE....NOW I WANT THE ONES WITH SPLENDA IN IT."

"Are you look for our Carb Be Gone brand or just the the regular old Ass Flattener brand?"

"WELL, I NEVER!"

"As your manager, I decree that to be the finest example of customer service I've seen since the UNABOMBER. Kudos and Congrats, numbnuts."

"Massa, I just call the shit as I see it. Ya can't falt me for that."

"True that. Now go clean up the infant feces down isle three. And please refrain from using the mop as some form of interplanetary kung-fu device."

"No guarantees on that. But I'll do my best on the mop job."

"Touche"

SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY

Davie Allan & The Arrows
Girls Against Boys
The Lettermen
Eyvind Kang
Kaada & Mike Patton
Chet Atkins
The Dead C