whiskeyfightpit

Dead Condors is my serious side project. Everything sounds like a drunk preacher spitting the gospel over what sounds like a poorly recorded and inept Throbbing Gristle. The cover of the album is a glamor shot-style photo of a drag queen doing a mean Carol Channing. I never said my head was screwed on right. What is interesting is that I have actually sold four copies of this cd. The locusts are sure to swooping in the near future. Although this little spoken word/noise joint is quite disturbing, I do have a sense of humor. This sense of humor has brought upon two new side projects.

PAUSE BUTTON KEEP HITTING

and

FUCK TAX

Fuck Tax is the amount one gets charged in addition to the wango tango by the local, state, or federal government. Basically it's all very vulgar songs in the vein of GRAVY TRAIN!!! or Anal Cunt.

Pause Button Keep Hitting is less vulgar. This project has more of an emphasis on surrealism. For example:

Fuck Tax has a song called "Willy Nilly N' The Gunk" whereas Pause Button Keep Hitting has a song called "Scurvy Lasts".
Plus Fuck Tax is more inclined to cover songs like LOWDOWN by Boz Scaggs whereas Pause Button Keep Hitting will cover THE PINA COLADA SONG by Rupert Holmes.

Republican Times SCREAM OUT for pornographic and vulgar noise rock.

Three Bands
Two Jobs
One Knucklehead =

FUCKING INSANITY!!!

SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
The Weirdos
Antony & The Johnsons
The Sadies
Reverend Charlie Jackson
Simply Saucer

"Let me just put away this doll of steak"