whiskeyfightpit

Some thoughtless sonofabitch sold us a four track. How could he do such a thing to earth? As soon as we learn how to wield the cassette four track like Excalibur than things are going to be a spicy hungarian hot dog in the vegan stomach....FO SHIZZA!!! This shit we laid down tonight is like tribal expression. All of the best parts of Faust/Krautrock, Glenn Branca/No Wave, Boredoms, Africa, Crystal Meth all rolled into a microwaveable egg roll that is shot out of a civil war cannon into Derek Bailey's cammode. Boss With The Hot Sauce...boyo. We kinda sorta figured out how to multi-track. The fact that we swing the battle axe around with out a nautical compass is fucking tops. Karoli is the band that can't and won't but does for some odd reason. It's like the Amelia Bedelia of Space Junk. Pourin' molasses on fighting robots. Hittin' flintstones around a keg of gunpowder outside of a Danish windmill. Gimme Gimme Gimme Drone. Gimme Gimme Gimme Growl. Gimme Gimme Gimme BARK!. I can't wait to we secure the practice space. Only $100 a month. Downtown T-Town. I'll be there around 30 hours a week roughly. I just NEED to SQUEAL. I GOTTA SHRIEK AND SKRONK AND BLEAT IT TILL IT'S GOT A COURT COST AND THEN SOME.

Ha!!! I even have a trombonist and a violinist interested in marching alongside the pied piper. Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you. I've got a copy of our show from the 10th. All I gotta do is hook up my two VCRs and roll off some copies. Email me if you are interested. They're free so have at it. But I won't object to any surprises in the mail. Tim Buckley STARSAILOR would be nice.....

SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Mars Volta
Lightning Bolt
Glenn Branca
Cold Crush Brothers
Sir Mix-Alot BEEPERS (fuck yeah)