Why do they even bother attempting to put Martha Stewart in jail? What is her crime? No, not what some fucking cobweb ridden book says...but what is her actual CRIME? Doesn't every burnt out mouse in the fucking dungeon yap at the youth to get all of that fucking cheese before they slam THE casket home? How can they throw some silly bitch in prison for listening to sound advice.
"GET IT ALL. GET EVERYTHING YOU PUT YOUR EYES ON. YOU ARE NOTHING UNLESS YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO GET THAN INVENT NEW SHIT TO GET. CRUSH EVERY OBSTACLE IN YOUR WAY REGARDLESS IF IT BREATHES AND BLEEDS. WHAT ARE YOU A COMMIE? ARE YOU A FREELOADIN' UNAMERICAN SON OF A BITCH? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THE CROWD OF SEAGULSS AND VULTURES AT CHURCH? DO YOU WANT TO BE A FAILURE IN THE EYES OF YOUR PEERS? CAN YOU HANDLE NOT HAVING A THROBBING DICK IN YOUR HAND AND A MILLION DOLLARS IN YOUR BACK POCKET? SHIFT INTO GEAR, SONNY JIM OR YOU'LL BE LEFT HOLDING THE BAG, LITERALLY...AT THE LOCAL FAMILY EATERY. DON'T YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK UP TO YOU AND PICK FROM YOUR FLESH LIKE YOU WERE BABY JESUS HIMSELF? THIS IS AMERICA, MOTHEFUCKER...ASSHOLES AND ELBOWS ALL THE WAY. SURE AS SHIT. LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET OUT OF THE WAY."
I'm waiting for the day that they finally put FREE FOR ALL on the record books. It's just some kind of surreal alligator pit that have those retaining some form of soul as the gazelles dipping for a sip in the predatory ponds waiting to be steak tar-tar. Why not just let it all hang out, baby?
"Yeah, we know we were selling you cats this God, Country, and community bullshit while we were systematically destroying the economy and the story books you fuckers gawk over and die over. Well, everybody makes mistakes,and I suppose this is corporate american's Behind The Music so here it is......IT'S ALL JUST A WILD KINGDOM. START HUNTING OR BE HUNTED. CASH AND JEWELS ARE AN ILLUSION. Godspeed, cattle!!"
and then POW all the lights are out and it's a fucking free for all and the noise rock morlocks carve the little Einstruzende Neubauten symbols on their chests for the pagan rituals and sharpen their weapons for hunting and defense purposes. The roar of traffic is replaced by the deafening roar of those who kept quiet and kept strong.
Everyones a criminal.
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Bee Gees "I'VE GOT TO GET A MESSAGE TO YOU"
"GET IT ALL. GET EVERYTHING YOU PUT YOUR EYES ON. YOU ARE NOTHING UNLESS YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO GET THAN INVENT NEW SHIT TO GET. CRUSH EVERY OBSTACLE IN YOUR WAY REGARDLESS IF IT BREATHES AND BLEEDS. WHAT ARE YOU A COMMIE? ARE YOU A FREELOADIN' UNAMERICAN SON OF A BITCH? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THE CROWD OF SEAGULSS AND VULTURES AT CHURCH? DO YOU WANT TO BE A FAILURE IN THE EYES OF YOUR PEERS? CAN YOU HANDLE NOT HAVING A THROBBING DICK IN YOUR HAND AND A MILLION DOLLARS IN YOUR BACK POCKET? SHIFT INTO GEAR, SONNY JIM OR YOU'LL BE LEFT HOLDING THE BAG, LITERALLY...AT THE LOCAL FAMILY EATERY. DON'T YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK UP TO YOU AND PICK FROM YOUR FLESH LIKE YOU WERE BABY JESUS HIMSELF? THIS IS AMERICA, MOTHEFUCKER...ASSHOLES AND ELBOWS ALL THE WAY. SURE AS SHIT. LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET OUT OF THE WAY."
I'm waiting for the day that they finally put FREE FOR ALL on the record books. It's just some kind of surreal alligator pit that have those retaining some form of soul as the gazelles dipping for a sip in the predatory ponds waiting to be steak tar-tar. Why not just let it all hang out, baby?
"Yeah, we know we were selling you cats this God, Country, and community bullshit while we were systematically destroying the economy and the story books you fuckers gawk over and die over. Well, everybody makes mistakes,and I suppose this is corporate american's Behind The Music so here it is......IT'S ALL JUST A WILD KINGDOM. START HUNTING OR BE HUNTED. CASH AND JEWELS ARE AN ILLUSION. Godspeed, cattle!!"
and then POW all the lights are out and it's a fucking free for all and the noise rock morlocks carve the little Einstruzende Neubauten symbols on their chests for the pagan rituals and sharpen their weapons for hunting and defense purposes. The roar of traffic is replaced by the deafening roar of those who kept quiet and kept strong.
Everyones a criminal.
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Bee Gees "I'VE GOT TO GET A MESSAGE TO YOU"
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Haiti... Shi'ites hating Kurds... idle Kerry/ Bush clatter of no substance... Cheney's kid selling out gays (the shit people do for family, chrrrrrist)... violent Christ movie boffo at cinema... unnecessary focus on Stewart with other corporate goons chilling in their "bankrupcty" mansions made from employee life-savings...
...one has to wonder what Hunter S. would say about it all...
WWHSTS?
Having admitted that it could've been Girl Scout cookies, mashed potatoes, or just an airborne virus, I will continue to be a food-bigot and suspect the seafood.
I don't want to spout off a lot to people about the Stewart case. I just think it's overblown; I'm trying to not learn more about it because I'm sick of it already. She isn't putting toxins in our drinking water or food, and there are companies that do these things knowingly; she lied about some stuff, and has paid a large financial toll for doing so (I heard an estimate of $400 million in legal expenses and financial losses due to the case). Jail just seems unwarranted, considering how many date-rapists, molestors, etc. leave courtrooms scot-free.