My life has been fairly uneventful lately. Just man-sized helpings of Record Store misery and band practice. I did purchase a minidisk microphone over at the EBAY monolith. I figure I'll tape everything that I play on just to play for my kids if they ever step out of line
"Yeah, you wanna fuck around in school and smoke dope? Do you want me to break out tapes of yer old man's band practices?"
"Christ no, father. I would rather be gang-raped by the Jabberwock while listening to The Shaggs with too much treble."
"Clean up yer act boy! Or I'll upgrade that shit to Dolby 5.1!!! When that shit hits the fan it'll probably make ya a eunich....sonically!!! Fetch me some Milwaukees best out the icebox!"
Granted, I'm taking some of that artistic license with that dialogue. Can't recall the last time I didn't pay for it....LET ALONE wanting to have my child. I've been on a David Cronenberg's THE FLY trip as of late. I feel like that character minus all of that genius business. See, what's great about me is I can take something as pathetic as THE FLY and make it out WORSE than it already was. Perhaps I am the perfect candidate for VILLAIN ROCK. Mr. Glass. Dr. Doom. Mr. Freeze. Dr. Phibes VILLAIN.
What do you people think of an album about B actors from the world of cinema? Here's a potential track list.
1) Robert Davi
2) Wings Hauser
3) Treat Williams
4) Jeffrey Combs
5) M. Emmett Walsh
6) Brad Dourif
7) Cynthia Rothrock
8) Bolo Yeung
9) Clancy Brown
10) Michael Dudikoff
Head on down to the local Movie Gallery and pick up movies with those people in them. Watch the movies and then write a song about the movie. It would probably be pretty easy to write a song about RAW DEAL or RE-ANIMATOR.
I don't feel very creative at this point, so why don't y'all submit actors names and lyrics???
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Peter Gabriel should join Neurosis for an album
"Yeah, you wanna fuck around in school and smoke dope? Do you want me to break out tapes of yer old man's band practices?"
"Christ no, father. I would rather be gang-raped by the Jabberwock while listening to The Shaggs with too much treble."
"Clean up yer act boy! Or I'll upgrade that shit to Dolby 5.1!!! When that shit hits the fan it'll probably make ya a eunich....sonically!!! Fetch me some Milwaukees best out the icebox!"
Granted, I'm taking some of that artistic license with that dialogue. Can't recall the last time I didn't pay for it....LET ALONE wanting to have my child. I've been on a David Cronenberg's THE FLY trip as of late. I feel like that character minus all of that genius business. See, what's great about me is I can take something as pathetic as THE FLY and make it out WORSE than it already was. Perhaps I am the perfect candidate for VILLAIN ROCK. Mr. Glass. Dr. Doom. Mr. Freeze. Dr. Phibes VILLAIN.
What do you people think of an album about B actors from the world of cinema? Here's a potential track list.
1) Robert Davi
2) Wings Hauser
3) Treat Williams
4) Jeffrey Combs
5) M. Emmett Walsh
6) Brad Dourif
7) Cynthia Rothrock
8) Bolo Yeung
9) Clancy Brown
10) Michael Dudikoff
Head on down to the local Movie Gallery and pick up movies with those people in them. Watch the movies and then write a song about the movie. It would probably be pretty easy to write a song about RAW DEAL or RE-ANIMATOR.
I don't feel very creative at this point, so why don't y'all submit actors names and lyrics???
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Peter Gabriel should join Neurosis for an album