Short and sweet run-through of some television show ideas.
TRANSSEXUAL NAVY SEALS
It's like V.I.P. except with a few danglers
FILM IN THE LAND OF FRUITCAKE
Reality show where WFPN gives cameras and shit to those populating insane asylums nationwide. We'll try and give the fuckers some regional flare. Or was that road flares? Whatever.
GET RAPED IN DETROIT
Again, the show is pretty much self-explanitory. Just wanna see how eager those guys up in the motor city are. You could have many spin-offs with something like this.
ENTRAPMENT CITY
Go undercover in our nation's high schools and pay people to flirt with their teachers for live broadcast. Wanna get revenge on that struttin' peacock of a gym teacher? C'mon down to WFPN and to Dusty. He digs crime AND punishment.
CRISPIN GLOVER'S BIG AMERICAN MORTUARY HUNT
Sending that bundle of life acting phenom out to visit and party with our nation's death dealers. If I can't get a picture of Crispin zippin coke lines with some illegal mexican immigrants on a cheap casket than I think I'm wasting America's time.
THE OLD WHORES SEWING CIRCLE HOUR
Coax old & used up bang-tails to tell the dirty deeds of America's rich and powerful. Could run this fucker like Robert Stack and The Unsolved Mysteries thing. Soft-Core reinactments of say Dwight Eisenhower giving a couple of Boy Scouts the Texas Shuffle in a room full of Creme Broule. Hope I spelled that right. If were lucky, maybe Dan Quail stuffing a dead thirteen year old girl into the back of an old Buick. Cough it up, whores. American wants the GOOD STUFF.
DRINK TILL YOU DIE AND GET FIFTY BUCKS
If you are going to go to hell, you may as well get it right.
WFPN PRESENTS OIL & WATER
More music programming geared towards bringing unlikely musicians and performers together to record a live set. Here are some potential combos
Wolf Eyes & Anne Murray
John Zorn & Eddie Money
Autechre & Hilary Duff
The Residents & Shirley Horn
Spyro Gyra & Diamanda Galas
Will Ferrell & Zamfir
Hank Azaria & Jaga Jazzist
Neurosis & Jewel
Kid606 & Jennifer Love Hewitt
Brian Cox & Mr. Bungle
Emo Phillips & !!!
Mandy Patinkin & The Locust w/ special guests Jan Hammer & Peter Brotzmann
I want to bring back some old sports or medieval traditions. Like survive the Iron Maiden and win a $500 shopping spree at a Prosthetic Limb store. Witch Trials, Running Of The Gauntlet, stuff like that. Or maybe keep it simple and just have a FIGHT CLUB hour.
"Look guys, we've ran out of ideas. Here's a bunch of people fighting and dying for money. It isn't much but....it'll do."
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Radio Birdman, again!!!!
YEAH, HUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRANSSEXUAL NAVY SEALS
It's like V.I.P. except with a few danglers
FILM IN THE LAND OF FRUITCAKE
Reality show where WFPN gives cameras and shit to those populating insane asylums nationwide. We'll try and give the fuckers some regional flare. Or was that road flares? Whatever.
GET RAPED IN DETROIT
Again, the show is pretty much self-explanitory. Just wanna see how eager those guys up in the motor city are. You could have many spin-offs with something like this.
ENTRAPMENT CITY
Go undercover in our nation's high schools and pay people to flirt with their teachers for live broadcast. Wanna get revenge on that struttin' peacock of a gym teacher? C'mon down to WFPN and to Dusty. He digs crime AND punishment.
CRISPIN GLOVER'S BIG AMERICAN MORTUARY HUNT
Sending that bundle of life acting phenom out to visit and party with our nation's death dealers. If I can't get a picture of Crispin zippin coke lines with some illegal mexican immigrants on a cheap casket than I think I'm wasting America's time.
THE OLD WHORES SEWING CIRCLE HOUR
Coax old & used up bang-tails to tell the dirty deeds of America's rich and powerful. Could run this fucker like Robert Stack and The Unsolved Mysteries thing. Soft-Core reinactments of say Dwight Eisenhower giving a couple of Boy Scouts the Texas Shuffle in a room full of Creme Broule. Hope I spelled that right. If were lucky, maybe Dan Quail stuffing a dead thirteen year old girl into the back of an old Buick. Cough it up, whores. American wants the GOOD STUFF.
DRINK TILL YOU DIE AND GET FIFTY BUCKS
If you are going to go to hell, you may as well get it right.
WFPN PRESENTS OIL & WATER
More music programming geared towards bringing unlikely musicians and performers together to record a live set. Here are some potential combos
Wolf Eyes & Anne Murray
John Zorn & Eddie Money
Autechre & Hilary Duff
The Residents & Shirley Horn
Spyro Gyra & Diamanda Galas
Will Ferrell & Zamfir
Hank Azaria & Jaga Jazzist
Neurosis & Jewel
Kid606 & Jennifer Love Hewitt
Brian Cox & Mr. Bungle
Emo Phillips & !!!
Mandy Patinkin & The Locust w/ special guests Jan Hammer & Peter Brotzmann
I want to bring back some old sports or medieval traditions. Like survive the Iron Maiden and win a $500 shopping spree at a Prosthetic Limb store. Witch Trials, Running Of The Gauntlet, stuff like that. Or maybe keep it simple and just have a FIGHT CLUB hour.
"Look guys, we've ran out of ideas. Here's a bunch of people fighting and dying for money. It isn't much but....it'll do."
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Radio Birdman, again!!!!
YEAH, HUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bought at a stucky's rest stop out west a few years back when on tour with my old band. if i saw a screamin' jay hawkins on velvet you know i would have bought that shit too!