Okay, since I've been in a more positive mood lately, I don't have many rage bullets to sling out and dress up like a Christmas turkey. Truthfully, working in the consumer pit was MORE soul-wrenching and physically agonizing than usual today. Two fantastic pieces of information were discovered today.
One, this December was the best month my particular store has ever had since day one. Since all the owner understands or cares about are numbers, this looks well for the WFP. Puts a few plates in the ole' armor. Hopefully, the dispossessed and drunken morlocks who infest my capitalist sinkhole will finally find some halfway gainful employment this year. Or, god willing, cheaper cigarettes and beer. Then those precious numbers will really zip through the red. You gotta give the fools some bread to dick around with. As long as they got a stupidity allowance, things'll be buttered biscuits and gravy. If unemployment or specifically unemployment for the unskilled continues to rise, we're gonna see more "Can I git sum caysh for dis shit here" run-ins. And then my temper will be off to the fuckin' dog races. Molten Bruce Banner levels that rival an atomic bomb placed into the heart of Mount St. Helens. Kablooie!
Second, possible dating scenario that I don't want to blow out of proportion just yet. Don't worry, there will be updates.
I'm going to take some cues from Sakita's journal and start asking questions once in awhile. Keeps things interesting and a little less self-centered. Don't you get a little tiresome of people who talk about themselves all of the time??? I'll try to do more self-policing next round.
1) What's your favorite T-Rex song and why? If you're not fond of Marc Bolan's mystical sex boogie than let me know your favorite song from the Glam Rock set and why. Or you could answer both. Surprise me.
2) How do you feel about people who pay for sex on a somewhat regular basis?
3) Would you fight Helen Mirren in a tub full of Swiss Miss Vanilla Pudding using Graeco-Roman wrestling? What are your thoughts on the match-up? What would you say to this famous British actress before you put the smack down?
4) Would you dress like Big Boi in the "I Like The Way You Move" video? Perhaps like his singing friend, Sleepy Brown?
Get to it, campers!!!
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Black Keys "Big Come Up"
Frank Black "Teenager Of The Year"
Deep Puddle Dynamics "Taste Of Rain"
Marion Brown "Three For Shepp"
Autechre "Confield"
One, this December was the best month my particular store has ever had since day one. Since all the owner understands or cares about are numbers, this looks well for the WFP. Puts a few plates in the ole' armor. Hopefully, the dispossessed and drunken morlocks who infest my capitalist sinkhole will finally find some halfway gainful employment this year. Or, god willing, cheaper cigarettes and beer. Then those precious numbers will really zip through the red. You gotta give the fools some bread to dick around with. As long as they got a stupidity allowance, things'll be buttered biscuits and gravy. If unemployment or specifically unemployment for the unskilled continues to rise, we're gonna see more "Can I git sum caysh for dis shit here" run-ins. And then my temper will be off to the fuckin' dog races. Molten Bruce Banner levels that rival an atomic bomb placed into the heart of Mount St. Helens. Kablooie!
Second, possible dating scenario that I don't want to blow out of proportion just yet. Don't worry, there will be updates.
I'm going to take some cues from Sakita's journal and start asking questions once in awhile. Keeps things interesting and a little less self-centered. Don't you get a little tiresome of people who talk about themselves all of the time??? I'll try to do more self-policing next round.
1) What's your favorite T-Rex song and why? If you're not fond of Marc Bolan's mystical sex boogie than let me know your favorite song from the Glam Rock set and why. Or you could answer both. Surprise me.
2) How do you feel about people who pay for sex on a somewhat regular basis?
3) Would you fight Helen Mirren in a tub full of Swiss Miss Vanilla Pudding using Graeco-Roman wrestling? What are your thoughts on the match-up? What would you say to this famous British actress before you put the smack down?
4) Would you dress like Big Boi in the "I Like The Way You Move" video? Perhaps like his singing friend, Sleepy Brown?
Get to it, campers!!!
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Black Keys "Big Come Up"
Frank Black "Teenager Of The Year"
Deep Puddle Dynamics "Taste Of Rain"
Marion Brown "Three For Shepp"
Autechre "Confield"
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2. I think it's sad to see sex based on non-romantic purposes, but then, I'm probably way too romantic. It should be legal. Lots of things should be legal.
3. Have to second the butterscotch request. I would probably say something really intimidating like, "You are so cool and sexy and talented; I'd like to lick your puddinged ass."
4. No, see answer #1; more like vinyl catsuits, stack heel boots, and violet feather boas.