CPU is up and going like a paraplegic in a hurricane. Oh well at least I can sign on and take care of the little things like dickin' around on this site. Bad news is I'm going down for some oral surgery today and will be on Pluto for the next few days. Narcoville. Nuthin' but blue skies and apple pies. Fuck 'em. It's going to run me a grand even with insurance. Coulda got a couple of the boys to get 'em out for a bottle of Old Crow and some laughs. If I die I'm gonna haunt the oral surgeon and his family for the rest of time. Every time they reproduce I'm gonna be there waitin' and a rattlin' my ghostly chains.
"Yeah that WhiskeyFightPit was a sonuvabitch when he was livin' but he's the bitch's bastard now that he's bought the fuckin' farm I tell ya that."
Let's talk about the group The Dead C. These guys are a fucking cheesecake on your birthday if there ever was one. Eusa Kills sounds like a box of nails rollin' around in the belly of a wolverine who just got done eatin' a factory workers helping of polish keilbasa. Call 'em the death slugs. Garden Weasels pullin' up grandmas prize roses with this kamikaze Electric Eels/Pere Ubu gamma rays. Shit, these blue ribbon New Zealanders even got the moxie to cover T-Rex's CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION...a barn burner in its own right. They make the glam slab shake off the sparklies and get down in the pork gravy for a little cough syrup man brawl. Makes ya wanna punch a priest and bake some biscuits.
Sorry if it seems like I'm ignoring everyone on here. Somewhere along the lines I've actually picked up a life outside of researching bands on the internet and scopin' out the porn. I'm gettin' a Bowflex after the Christmas season and then all of you females had better watch out. I'm gonna be struttin' around like a mixture of Jesus and Colin Farrell with a fit body!!! Reckon I'm gonna pick me up one of those artsy, model/actress/poet/activist damaged types of gal. Hell, if that doesn't "set fire to flames" I'll send Braveliltoaster pictures of the new and improved WHISKEYFIGHTPIT. One day I'm gonna be somebody!
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Gregg Bendian's Interzone "Requiem For Jack Kirby"
Cause I feel like havin' some vibes in my life and the fucking flooding basement ate my damn Milt Jackson SUNFLOWER record over a year ago...It was the only record I had on the floor. Fucking beautiful CTI gatefold LP. The basement ate the fucker. At least the "Bog Of Eternal Stench" has great taste in vinyl. Tis alright now. The new sump pump has a powerful backup and the vinyl is safe....until the next time.
"Yeah that WhiskeyFightPit was a sonuvabitch when he was livin' but he's the bitch's bastard now that he's bought the fuckin' farm I tell ya that."
Let's talk about the group The Dead C. These guys are a fucking cheesecake on your birthday if there ever was one. Eusa Kills sounds like a box of nails rollin' around in the belly of a wolverine who just got done eatin' a factory workers helping of polish keilbasa. Call 'em the death slugs. Garden Weasels pullin' up grandmas prize roses with this kamikaze Electric Eels/Pere Ubu gamma rays. Shit, these blue ribbon New Zealanders even got the moxie to cover T-Rex's CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION...a barn burner in its own right. They make the glam slab shake off the sparklies and get down in the pork gravy for a little cough syrup man brawl. Makes ya wanna punch a priest and bake some biscuits.
Sorry if it seems like I'm ignoring everyone on here. Somewhere along the lines I've actually picked up a life outside of researching bands on the internet and scopin' out the porn. I'm gettin' a Bowflex after the Christmas season and then all of you females had better watch out. I'm gonna be struttin' around like a mixture of Jesus and Colin Farrell with a fit body!!! Reckon I'm gonna pick me up one of those artsy, model/actress/poet/activist damaged types of gal. Hell, if that doesn't "set fire to flames" I'll send Braveliltoaster pictures of the new and improved WHISKEYFIGHTPIT. One day I'm gonna be somebody!
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Gregg Bendian's Interzone "Requiem For Jack Kirby"
Cause I feel like havin' some vibes in my life and the fucking flooding basement ate my damn Milt Jackson SUNFLOWER record over a year ago...It was the only record I had on the floor. Fucking beautiful CTI gatefold LP. The basement ate the fucker. At least the "Bog Of Eternal Stench" has great taste in vinyl. Tis alright now. The new sump pump has a powerful backup and the vinyl is safe....until the next time.
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but they give ya good drugs.
hope you feel better soon.
i spent all day cleaning my fricking house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lame i know but hey it looks good.
much love.