whiskeyfightpit

Today was pretty harsh at work. I think people are trading more of their shit in because of the holidays and it's getting very frigid up in Toledo. It's a shame but it takes a complete souless fool not understand where they're coming from some of the time. I know what its like to go without heat. It got so bad Monday night that we had to stop paying cash out to people for their CDS and videos or whatever. I've worked there four and a half years and that has never happened. We're probably the only place in Toledo that has ALWAYS had cash to pay out for stuff. What's weird is that sales are up and its STILL not enough to pay for what's coming in. All of this talk of ECONOMY REBOUND is just rubbish. Maybe for investors and the cigar smoking types. It's probably a damn Easter picnic for those fucking buttplugs.

The kids at work didn't like some of my new song titles. Here's part of the conversation.

"Why do say things that?"

"I want people to not like me as much as I don't like them, But I want to do it through song. That's what I've always liked about GWAR and ANAL CUNT. Or maybe, to a lesser extent like GG Allin"

"I think you are going to get into some trouble and maybe some fights."

"I don't care. Me getting my ass kicked by a redneck would be great."

"I don't know man. A song like Please Destroy More Building That Have People With Families In Them isn't that funny or whatever."

"It's not supposed to be. I want to have music like The Electric Eels and Throbbing Gristle. Not necessarily macho anger or depressed or satanic but just a kind of Clockwork Orange viciousness. Villain Rock is what I'm gonna call it, Like if The Abominable Dr. Phibes had a rock band instead of his solo Rick Wakeman shit."

"Dr. Pepper?"

Villain Rock is a great concept. Here is a classic lineup

Caligula on drums
Genghis Khan on bass
Vlad The Impaler on guitar
Charlemange on keyboard
Hitler on vocals

It's just time someone play the Devils Advocate but not be all ironic about it like they don't mean it.

soundtrack of the day
Phantom Tollbooth "Beard Of Lightning"

I'll probably be on hiatus this week because my best friend is back from the Air Force. Plus Thanksgiving is this week and I'm going to be eating and not dicking around with porn. I also can't forget about the day after thanksgiving. What a nightmare that day is going to be. Soccer moms rioting over Gameboy games. I hope they pull each others bra off. If I gotta put up with them and their spoiled little American brats at least give me some untouched suburban cams. These suburban moms are so fucking BRUTAL. They're like little fascist generals who have some blueprint for World War 3. Trust me, muslim freedom fighters got nothing on Mrs. Stevenson when K-Mart runs out of Spongebob Squarepants pajamas.