I like to see other people losing
Can't laugh any harder at their sob stories
"MY HUSBAND BEATS ME, MY SON STOLE MY STEREO FOR CRACK, MY DAUGHTER TOSSES SALAD FOR RENT, CAN YOU BUY MY SUPERTRAMP RECORDS?"
Human misery is pretty neat. Especially when the people are really stupid, ugly, smelly, and lazy. I really like people with drug problems that are at the end of their ropes. This one guy that used to shop in my store was killed the other day. He was a nice enough guy but always seemed a little off. Apparently, He was waving a Japanese sword around his apartment and the Toledo police just came in and blasted him. Desperation is pretty funny. People with children are pretty amusing too. When they spend 200 dollars on XBOX games when their children look underfed and sickly. All I need is to see that on the front page of the paper. Real life carnage is entertainment for me these days. Grand Theft Auto and snuff films just aren't doing it anymore. Domestic violence is really fucking great. The whole "Woman gets her ribs kicked in by Baby's Daddy" is kinda old though. I really like the mutual abuse thing. Like, Husband makes small cuts on woman's forehead, woman sets fire to house, man punches holes in the walls, woman burns child with curling iron...type of thing. Spice things up. Make your front page splatter-fest unique and worth the read. If you're going to drink and drive, and get caught....make national news!!! Cops pulls you over for speeding...pull out a flame thrower, crisp the pork, and steal the cop car!!!! Drive full speed into a day care center, break through the walls, drive arounf till you see black smoke coming from the engine, get out and take a piss, and then get out a 45 and blow your brains out. It's all pretty cut and dry.
soundtrack of the day
Bill Hicks "Arizona Bay"
Cause it's all really, really funny. I'm not speaking just of Mr. Hicks. Food Stamps are funny. Not having health insurance is funny. Hungry Babies are funny. Faithless Preachers are funny. Concert Promoters are funny. People with hearts and concern are funny. Organized Crime is funny. Addiction is funny. Postive thinking activists are funny. Sexism is funny. Racism is funny. It's all just a gas. You losing is a gas. Me losing is a gas. The plug getting pulled is a gas. Seeing what other people look like in ten years is a gas. Freedom is a gas.
Can't laugh any harder at their sob stories
"MY HUSBAND BEATS ME, MY SON STOLE MY STEREO FOR CRACK, MY DAUGHTER TOSSES SALAD FOR RENT, CAN YOU BUY MY SUPERTRAMP RECORDS?"
Human misery is pretty neat. Especially when the people are really stupid, ugly, smelly, and lazy. I really like people with drug problems that are at the end of their ropes. This one guy that used to shop in my store was killed the other day. He was a nice enough guy but always seemed a little off. Apparently, He was waving a Japanese sword around his apartment and the Toledo police just came in and blasted him. Desperation is pretty funny. People with children are pretty amusing too. When they spend 200 dollars on XBOX games when their children look underfed and sickly. All I need is to see that on the front page of the paper. Real life carnage is entertainment for me these days. Grand Theft Auto and snuff films just aren't doing it anymore. Domestic violence is really fucking great. The whole "Woman gets her ribs kicked in by Baby's Daddy" is kinda old though. I really like the mutual abuse thing. Like, Husband makes small cuts on woman's forehead, woman sets fire to house, man punches holes in the walls, woman burns child with curling iron...type of thing. Spice things up. Make your front page splatter-fest unique and worth the read. If you're going to drink and drive, and get caught....make national news!!! Cops pulls you over for speeding...pull out a flame thrower, crisp the pork, and steal the cop car!!!! Drive full speed into a day care center, break through the walls, drive arounf till you see black smoke coming from the engine, get out and take a piss, and then get out a 45 and blow your brains out. It's all pretty cut and dry.
soundtrack of the day
Bill Hicks "Arizona Bay"
Cause it's all really, really funny. I'm not speaking just of Mr. Hicks. Food Stamps are funny. Not having health insurance is funny. Hungry Babies are funny. Faithless Preachers are funny. Concert Promoters are funny. People with hearts and concern are funny. Organized Crime is funny. Addiction is funny. Postive thinking activists are funny. Sexism is funny. Racism is funny. It's all just a gas. You losing is a gas. Me losing is a gas. The plug getting pulled is a gas. Seeing what other people look like in ten years is a gas. Freedom is a gas.
whiskeyfightpit:
I don't know if I'll be back for awhile