Music collecting is a sickness. It's a little like dancing with Mr. Brownstone. I've never dabbled in the Lou Reed delights but I've read enough Bill Burroughs to the picture. That picture also has little arab cabana boys and mugwump creatures disguised as Private Eyes. I could still get the clue inside all of the Homoerotic Sci-Fi jibba-jabba. Anyway, I've got like 150 dollars worth of Cds on hold for me through Friday. Here's what I'm getting:
Cabaret Voltaire- 78/82
Cabaret Voltaire- 74/76
High Llamas- Beat, Maze, & Corn
Brian Jonestown Massacre- And this is our music
Charlie Feathers- 2disk Greatest Hits
A Silver Mt. Zion- This Is Our Punk Rock
Bonobo- Dial M For Monkey
Jackie-O Motherfucker- Magic Fire Music
Matmos- Civil War
Teenage Fanclub- Greates Hits
The Charlie Feathers CD is what has me gigglin' and-a jumpin though. He's supposed to be one of the main links to the Sun Records sound and just a general, get down rockabilly motherfucker. Solid. I can't wait to play the Jackie-O Motherfucker in the store and send all of the little Similac and Soap Opera/video game moms out the exit. They were complaining about my Flying Luttenbachers and Electric Eels cds today. Whatever. I'm sure whatever John Teshian prozac they're playing on today's episode of PASSIONS must really be the ruler all music is judged upon. Why won't one of the three local petroleum plants explode during the Young & The Restless? Catch 'em when they're nappin. Just ask Ted Nugent.
Oh, here were the ingridients for Tuesday nights noise session.
2 drummers
1 percussionist
2 keyboardists
1 tenor saxman
1 alto saxman
1 bass clarinetist
1 guitarist
1 drum machinist
1 vocalist
It was the soundtrack that you kill an island full of believers with kool-aid to. Full on abrasive. The drums were upfront like a mongoloid punk rocker stomping on the throat of random enemy. Saxes were squealing like a Kentucky pork factory. Keyboards were glitchin and buzzin like someone putting acid in the Communion wine and waitin' around for the results. Naturally, I was giving my best Mike Patton/ New Zealand land mammal vocals. I can't wait to get a copy of this freakfest. Anyone who wants a copy of this debacle, I would be more than happy to send you a copy. I think I rattled a filling loose.
Arnolds the new GOV. I'm still waiting for the skies to fall and the seas to run red with blood. We did have 9/11 and I believe shark attacks were up last year??? Fuck it. Maybe the Four Horsemen will skip your house if you leave them some milk and cookies. My advice is to leave the classic duo of milk and cookies plus the option of bourbon and Oxycontin. Sometimes imaginary figures like bible hereos and Santa Clause don't have the tastes of an 80 year old church organist. Who coulde blame 'em? Ones got the worst job in the history of time and the other's gotta pull the plug on the moron fest!!! Mainline that shit, maynard!
soundtrack of the day
Miles Davis "Dark Magus"
Dirtbombs "Ultraglide In Black"
My obsession with Miles barreling ahead with the acid funk continues. Plus, Mick Collins' version of CHAINS OF LOVE has got me shakin' my suburban white ass up and down the chain stores. SOCK IT TO ME!!!!
Have a pleasant day, people!!!!
Cabaret Voltaire- 78/82
Cabaret Voltaire- 74/76
High Llamas- Beat, Maze, & Corn
Brian Jonestown Massacre- And this is our music
Charlie Feathers- 2disk Greatest Hits
A Silver Mt. Zion- This Is Our Punk Rock
Bonobo- Dial M For Monkey
Jackie-O Motherfucker- Magic Fire Music
Matmos- Civil War
Teenage Fanclub- Greates Hits
The Charlie Feathers CD is what has me gigglin' and-a jumpin though. He's supposed to be one of the main links to the Sun Records sound and just a general, get down rockabilly motherfucker. Solid. I can't wait to play the Jackie-O Motherfucker in the store and send all of the little Similac and Soap Opera/video game moms out the exit. They were complaining about my Flying Luttenbachers and Electric Eels cds today. Whatever. I'm sure whatever John Teshian prozac they're playing on today's episode of PASSIONS must really be the ruler all music is judged upon. Why won't one of the three local petroleum plants explode during the Young & The Restless? Catch 'em when they're nappin. Just ask Ted Nugent.
Oh, here were the ingridients for Tuesday nights noise session.
2 drummers
1 percussionist
2 keyboardists
1 tenor saxman
1 alto saxman
1 bass clarinetist
1 guitarist
1 drum machinist
1 vocalist
It was the soundtrack that you kill an island full of believers with kool-aid to. Full on abrasive. The drums were upfront like a mongoloid punk rocker stomping on the throat of random enemy. Saxes were squealing like a Kentucky pork factory. Keyboards were glitchin and buzzin like someone putting acid in the Communion wine and waitin' around for the results. Naturally, I was giving my best Mike Patton/ New Zealand land mammal vocals. I can't wait to get a copy of this freakfest. Anyone who wants a copy of this debacle, I would be more than happy to send you a copy. I think I rattled a filling loose.
Arnolds the new GOV. I'm still waiting for the skies to fall and the seas to run red with blood. We did have 9/11 and I believe shark attacks were up last year??? Fuck it. Maybe the Four Horsemen will skip your house if you leave them some milk and cookies. My advice is to leave the classic duo of milk and cookies plus the option of bourbon and Oxycontin. Sometimes imaginary figures like bible hereos and Santa Clause don't have the tastes of an 80 year old church organist. Who coulde blame 'em? Ones got the worst job in the history of time and the other's gotta pull the plug on the moron fest!!! Mainline that shit, maynard!
soundtrack of the day
Miles Davis "Dark Magus"
Dirtbombs "Ultraglide In Black"
My obsession with Miles barreling ahead with the acid funk continues. Plus, Mick Collins' version of CHAINS OF LOVE has got me shakin' my suburban white ass up and down the chain stores. SOCK IT TO ME!!!!
Have a pleasant day, people!!!!
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I suggest you 1) watch the intro, 2) watch all the Characters, 3) read as many of the StrongBad emails as you can, 4) check out the DOWNLOOOOADS! ! ! and the music videos that are under Toons. And play Trogdor the Burninator. Get ready to BURNINATE! ! !
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My pillow's never dry of lonely teardrops
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