I just wrote in Alisa's journal about how festive and hilarious my grave site is gonna be. Go check it out, I recommend it. I'm not going to copyright it or anything so feel free to have your various lawyers draw up similar plans. The earth would be a much better place with a bunch of giant Rip Taylor statues with constantly lit sparklers strewn about. Plus nothing quite says holiday like CUTESY DUTCH BOY outfits. It really brings a smile to the face. Kids will fucking love it.
(potential song lyrics)
All of you little learned fuckholes out there with yer Richard Meltzer wits better steer clear of these babies. If ya keep up the rock crit wiseassery, I'm gonna rhyme DOVE with LOVE. Trust me....I'm a repeat offender. Okay, you've been warned...hear it goes
Scaring little children in the park
painkiller pancakes after dark
acid rain on your grandmothers last birthday
someone give the fag a cape
Call me curious, Gargoyle Rape
It's funny how Cheech is always talking about Boz Scaggs. This is the kind of song I would need him on. Give him like that FOGHAT "I just wanna make love to you" vocal effect. You guys know that tune right? Cheech and Kurtz do, that's for sure. If my senses serve me right, Kurtz probably has a FOGHAT tshirt...but he wont wear it because all of these little clueless fashon people have made an industry out of that shit. These little New York design fuckers need to leave my fashion alone!!!!!! I invented the 70s rock band tshirt with shitty jeans and trucker cap look. Give me my fucking dignity back you fucking vampires.
goddamnit!!! I feel so violated and used. People used to make fun of my THE MAN THE LEGEND tshirt and ASS KICKIN' SOUTHERN ROCK hats....now they would put my husky ass down a fucking runway...FUCKING FUCKHOLES!!! PISS OFF!!!! Just in time for some more of my lyrics.
Learn who to hate and why
Lessons only learned with violence and fear
No staircases cause of my weight
Suburban moms never hesitate
Can't make an omlete without breaking a few eggs
FAST RESOLUTIONS
EASY AMERICAN ANSWERS
WHIKSEYFIGHTPIT BRAND NAZI DAYCARE
I don't really like these lyrics but they get negative responses at work which is the desired effect. If any of you guys want to collaborate, I really need the help. I want to take it to the next level. Much better than how Anal Cunt used to lay songs down. It's so hard to offend people these days....makes me want to get out my crime stick. Enough of all of that...more shitty lyrics
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
TINSEL TINSEL TINSEL TINSEL
FANGS FANGS FANGS FANGS
after school, yer nobodys fool
dressin' up like Diane Lane
your cleanin' pools
how the old queens drool
moments of clarity
from that uncapped chlorine
drunkard's folly or a pedophile's dream
STROLL ON!!!!
I need some critique from the peanut gallery. Help me make my dreams a reality!!
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Fantomas "Fantomas" It's like a big family of preying mantises shooting up speed and ravaging the bible belt....GO JIM DANDY!!!!
I was quoted on someones super-8 can and this is the transcription:
"SUN RA!!! I WANNA BE ON THE PLANET WHERE THEY'RE STORING SU FUCKING RA!"
(potential song lyrics)
All of you little learned fuckholes out there with yer Richard Meltzer wits better steer clear of these babies. If ya keep up the rock crit wiseassery, I'm gonna rhyme DOVE with LOVE. Trust me....I'm a repeat offender. Okay, you've been warned...hear it goes
Scaring little children in the park
painkiller pancakes after dark
acid rain on your grandmothers last birthday
someone give the fag a cape
Call me curious, Gargoyle Rape
It's funny how Cheech is always talking about Boz Scaggs. This is the kind of song I would need him on. Give him like that FOGHAT "I just wanna make love to you" vocal effect. You guys know that tune right? Cheech and Kurtz do, that's for sure. If my senses serve me right, Kurtz probably has a FOGHAT tshirt...but he wont wear it because all of these little clueless fashon people have made an industry out of that shit. These little New York design fuckers need to leave my fashion alone!!!!!! I invented the 70s rock band tshirt with shitty jeans and trucker cap look. Give me my fucking dignity back you fucking vampires.
goddamnit!!! I feel so violated and used. People used to make fun of my THE MAN THE LEGEND tshirt and ASS KICKIN' SOUTHERN ROCK hats....now they would put my husky ass down a fucking runway...FUCKING FUCKHOLES!!! PISS OFF!!!! Just in time for some more of my lyrics.
Learn who to hate and why
Lessons only learned with violence and fear
No staircases cause of my weight
Suburban moms never hesitate
Can't make an omlete without breaking a few eggs
FAST RESOLUTIONS
EASY AMERICAN ANSWERS
WHIKSEYFIGHTPIT BRAND NAZI DAYCARE
I don't really like these lyrics but they get negative responses at work which is the desired effect. If any of you guys want to collaborate, I really need the help. I want to take it to the next level. Much better than how Anal Cunt used to lay songs down. It's so hard to offend people these days....makes me want to get out my crime stick. Enough of all of that...more shitty lyrics
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
TINSEL TINSEL TINSEL TINSEL
FANGS FANGS FANGS FANGS
after school, yer nobodys fool
dressin' up like Diane Lane
your cleanin' pools
how the old queens drool
moments of clarity
from that uncapped chlorine
drunkard's folly or a pedophile's dream
STROLL ON!!!!
I need some critique from the peanut gallery. Help me make my dreams a reality!!
SOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY
Fantomas "Fantomas" It's like a big family of preying mantises shooting up speed and ravaging the bible belt....GO JIM DANDY!!!!
I was quoted on someones super-8 can and this is the transcription:
"SUN RA!!! I WANNA BE ON THE PLANET WHERE THEY'RE STORING SU FUCKING RA!"
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That Foghat song is in Dazed and Confused, I think. I disliked that film in the theater but I liked it more on TV a couple months ago.
There was a time when the Barnes & Barnes video- compilation title made me go around singing, "Zabagabee/ ga zabba gabba zee" all day.
I was listening to The Fantmas a couple of nights ago. I think I might like the "Director's Cut" album a bit more than the self-titled album. I like the "Spider Baby" track best.
I remember how not too long ago I thought Anthony Kiedis seemed like a pretty cool guy. Then that feud between Mike Patton and Kiedis erupted, and Kiedis came out looking like a dicksmack. FUN FACT! Google "Anthony Kiedis." The only category that pops up is "Arts > Music > Bands and Artists > M > Mr. Bungle." I think this is proof enough that Mr. Bungle and Faith No More are of more importance than the Red Hot Chili Peppers, who suck now. In my mind, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Dave Matthews Band are irrevocably linked because they are two bands that will always be played at frat parties.
If you're not familiar with the Kiedis/Patton feud, Anthony Kiedis accused Mike Patton of imitating his stage presence or whatever. I forget why, but I know Kiedis was able to get Mr. Bungle kicked off the line-up of some huuuuuuuge Australian music even the Red Hot Chili Peppers were headlining. What a dick!
[Edited on Aug 31, 2003]