Man, I want to rock out. I wanna jam out wit mah clam out. I've got some ideas for song titles and lyrics will be a breeze. Next on my "waste of money" list will be some exotic intruments. Maybe some silly and dangerous percussion. I know some people who own a digeridoo and a Fender Rhodes. I'm sure they will let me borrow it. It's not like I'm one of those heroin addled musicians looking for some gear to hock. Plus, they're my friends and a bottle of Wild Turkey will suffice as rental fee.
here are some potential song titles or lyrics
STALE BEER IN THE CRISPER OF TIME
POST-APOCALYPTIC SUGAR WATER DREAMS
FULL ON WICKED LUCID
A DISEASED WOLVERINE'S BATHTIME IN PARIS
ONLY 10 MINUTES TO PROVE HOW AMERICAN I AM
DRUNKARD'S FOLLY OR A PEDOPHILE'S DREAM?
LION HEARTED POWER TOOLS FOR CHRISTIANS
SACK RACES AND MIRTH FOR SALE
DYING STARTS ON THE INSIDE FOR THE BEAUTIFUL ( GO BANANAS!)
THE OLD WEST HAD DONE LEFT TO THE MIDDLE EAST.
THE UNHOLY KOSHER SHOTGUN WEDDING
RAGE BLANKET (I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS)
WHY THE ALIENS WON'T FINISH US OFF (BO DIDDLEY)
WHISKEYFIGHTPIT BRAND NAZI DAYCARE
NOISE ROCK AND ALLERGY PILLS (CAUSE I'M LONELY)
VINTAGE PRUSSIAN ARMY DISCOTHEQUE CHIC
AMPHETAMINE STEEL TOE BAKE SALE
CALL ME CURIOUS (GARGOYLE RAPE)
THE BEST SNIPERS ARE FROM DRY COUNTIES
TENDING GARDENS OF STONE CROSSES IN A DECIDEDLY AVANT-GARDE FASHION
MY SIN GOT CUT OFF (KEEP IT GANGSTA)
CAUSE EVEN NAZI-OCCUPIED FRANCE COULD DANCE!
GENTLE JAVELIN
UNIONIZED PROSTITUTES COLONIZE MARS
BARE KNUCKLE ASIAN TOILET DREAMS (POST APOCALYPTIC SUGAR WATER DREAMS PART 2)
There is a little to work with there. I guess it will be a slightly entertaining noise cd. I have no musical training whatsoever. I'm thinking like a mix of Captain Beefheart, The Godz, Butthole Surfers, with touches of saxophones and Anal Cunt's PICNIC OF LOVE album. But I'm always open to new ideas.
soundtrack of the day
WIRE "Chairs Missing"
PS- If you guys haven't seen the movie HUTNED with Tommy Lee Jones and my man Benicio Del Toro then I recommend it. Basically, it should be retitled KNIFEFIGHT. Fighting with knives than chasing...more fighting with knives and then some chasing...one last fight with knives and then roll credits....I'm fucking sold. Definetley for fans of Jeremiah Johnsons.
ROAR!!!
here are some potential song titles or lyrics
STALE BEER IN THE CRISPER OF TIME
POST-APOCALYPTIC SUGAR WATER DREAMS
FULL ON WICKED LUCID
A DISEASED WOLVERINE'S BATHTIME IN PARIS
ONLY 10 MINUTES TO PROVE HOW AMERICAN I AM
DRUNKARD'S FOLLY OR A PEDOPHILE'S DREAM?
LION HEARTED POWER TOOLS FOR CHRISTIANS
SACK RACES AND MIRTH FOR SALE
DYING STARTS ON THE INSIDE FOR THE BEAUTIFUL ( GO BANANAS!)
THE OLD WEST HAD DONE LEFT TO THE MIDDLE EAST.
THE UNHOLY KOSHER SHOTGUN WEDDING
RAGE BLANKET (I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS)
WHY THE ALIENS WON'T FINISH US OFF (BO DIDDLEY)
WHISKEYFIGHTPIT BRAND NAZI DAYCARE
NOISE ROCK AND ALLERGY PILLS (CAUSE I'M LONELY)
VINTAGE PRUSSIAN ARMY DISCOTHEQUE CHIC
AMPHETAMINE STEEL TOE BAKE SALE
CALL ME CURIOUS (GARGOYLE RAPE)
THE BEST SNIPERS ARE FROM DRY COUNTIES
TENDING GARDENS OF STONE CROSSES IN A DECIDEDLY AVANT-GARDE FASHION
MY SIN GOT CUT OFF (KEEP IT GANGSTA)
CAUSE EVEN NAZI-OCCUPIED FRANCE COULD DANCE!
GENTLE JAVELIN
UNIONIZED PROSTITUTES COLONIZE MARS
BARE KNUCKLE ASIAN TOILET DREAMS (POST APOCALYPTIC SUGAR WATER DREAMS PART 2)
There is a little to work with there. I guess it will be a slightly entertaining noise cd. I have no musical training whatsoever. I'm thinking like a mix of Captain Beefheart, The Godz, Butthole Surfers, with touches of saxophones and Anal Cunt's PICNIC OF LOVE album. But I'm always open to new ideas.
soundtrack of the day
WIRE "Chairs Missing"
PS- If you guys haven't seen the movie HUTNED with Tommy Lee Jones and my man Benicio Del Toro then I recommend it. Basically, it should be retitled KNIFEFIGHT. Fighting with knives than chasing...more fighting with knives and then some chasing...one last fight with knives and then roll credits....I'm fucking sold. Definetley for fans of Jeremiah Johnsons.
ROAR!!!
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you have such great journals!!!