I'm to the edge of tear because Johnathan Richman's BACK IN YOUR LIFE is a-tuggin at my heart strings. That's about all of the snifflin' and tears you will get out of me...for now. I'm just looking at ROBIN's new set entitled TIE 1 ON. All I can think is how amazing it must be to be some kind of acquaintance or good friend of this goddess. I for one am in the wrong fucking town. Where are all of these classy and intelligent women at? I could be Robin's obedient man servant husband. I really don't mind.
Oh yeah, I downloaded Netscape Navigator so now I can see the pictures on this site. It's been about 2 months since I could view the nekid pics. Fuckin' Internet Explorer must be ran by vengeful Jesuit monks or something. Give up the porn you sorry bastards! The Avant-Garde Jazz and Noise Rock nerds need them some gratification!!! What? Do you think music snobs just hang out at Frickers or something? I'd rather be in a turkish prison that cooped up in some fucking sports bar listening to Kid Rock. The only thing worse is an ice pick through the balls.
Why are all new watering holes refering to themselves as SPORTS BARS or FAMILY EATERIES?? Wouldn't it make more sense to be a pioneering bar owner than simply following the pack? I thought of a pub called the BUCKET OF BLOOD. Named so after that really fucking awesome version of STAGGER LEE that Nick Cave laid down. The gimmick of the pub would be a fucking primo jukebox and a roped off section for drunken fisticuffs or other forms of whiskey-fueled tomfoolery. Plus the decor is going to be like Skeletor's castle from the HE-MAN cartoon. Total villains paradise man. I'll have 19 inch TVs placed throughout the bar playing nothing but strung together fight scenes from various movies. Trust me, I can find hours and hours of footage to roll out for this bitch. With proper funding, this fucking hare-brained scheme would break out. I've got enough marketing savvy to pull this shit off.
soundtrack of the day
BOOTSY COLLINS "I'd Rather Be WIth You"
Johnny Ace "Pledging My Love"
because ROBIN has got me giggling like a school girls for her love!!!!
PS Gang, I'm going up to Clear Lake Michigan for this weekend...again. I feel a call to Western Union coming on. If I don't respond to any of your journal enteries until Monday, don't feel like I'm blocking you out. Kurtz needs to get his ass online more. At least get online and give us some Colonel Kurtz shit. If is the middle word in LIFE. Shit like that. This final trip up north will break the shoddy damn that is my sanity and pocketbook. Pray to whatever god you worship for my safe and healthy return. Cause I sure as shit am praying to mine.
It's kinda like Weekend at Bernies 2....except even less funny....if you could imagine that.
........THE HORROR
Oh yeah, I downloaded Netscape Navigator so now I can see the pictures on this site. It's been about 2 months since I could view the nekid pics. Fuckin' Internet Explorer must be ran by vengeful Jesuit monks or something. Give up the porn you sorry bastards! The Avant-Garde Jazz and Noise Rock nerds need them some gratification!!! What? Do you think music snobs just hang out at Frickers or something? I'd rather be in a turkish prison that cooped up in some fucking sports bar listening to Kid Rock. The only thing worse is an ice pick through the balls.
Why are all new watering holes refering to themselves as SPORTS BARS or FAMILY EATERIES?? Wouldn't it make more sense to be a pioneering bar owner than simply following the pack? I thought of a pub called the BUCKET OF BLOOD. Named so after that really fucking awesome version of STAGGER LEE that Nick Cave laid down. The gimmick of the pub would be a fucking primo jukebox and a roped off section for drunken fisticuffs or other forms of whiskey-fueled tomfoolery. Plus the decor is going to be like Skeletor's castle from the HE-MAN cartoon. Total villains paradise man. I'll have 19 inch TVs placed throughout the bar playing nothing but strung together fight scenes from various movies. Trust me, I can find hours and hours of footage to roll out for this bitch. With proper funding, this fucking hare-brained scheme would break out. I've got enough marketing savvy to pull this shit off.
soundtrack of the day
BOOTSY COLLINS "I'd Rather Be WIth You"
Johnny Ace "Pledging My Love"
because ROBIN has got me giggling like a school girls for her love!!!!
PS Gang, I'm going up to Clear Lake Michigan for this weekend...again. I feel a call to Western Union coming on. If I don't respond to any of your journal enteries until Monday, don't feel like I'm blocking you out. Kurtz needs to get his ass online more. At least get online and give us some Colonel Kurtz shit. If is the middle word in LIFE. Shit like that. This final trip up north will break the shoddy damn that is my sanity and pocketbook. Pray to whatever god you worship for my safe and healthy return. Cause I sure as shit am praying to mine.
It's kinda like Weekend at Bernies 2....except even less funny....if you could imagine that.
........THE HORROR
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i hope you have a great weekend. love ya and you know if you check out the ohio group i'm pretty sure that there's a limbo girl that's living in ohio.
i so wish i could go to a lake and relax..oh wait i can go to the ocean and relax but it isnt the same thing..when you have to watch out for jelly fish...ick!!!
id go anywhere i could if i was happy even if i broke the bank....sometimes people need to be free.
thanks for the testimonial....