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Toledo, Ohio near the Red Ships Of Spain

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Thursday Jul 24, 2003

Jul 24, 2003
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What fucking rock have I been living under you say? Well, it's the Rolling Rock and I'm the fucking mayor and the judge, jury, and executioner. BARLEY HOPS O' JUSTICE!!!! I have never given Bruce Springsteen his full due until lately. I mean I have always busted out NEBRASKA when the times get tough or I'm humiliated by the females. I've been absorbing GREETINGS FROM ASBURY PARK, NJ and it's blowing my mind. I had no idea that his lyrics were so GRAND I guess. The radio round here kills all of the stuff on Born In The USA, so you miss some of the earlier tunes. Growin' Up has got my pants on fire. The lyrics on Nebraska are so isolated and dismal. Or people in dismal situations holding on to those American Dreams.

The new Locust CD is the soundtrack of the END OF THE WORLD and it's my SSOUNDTRACK OF THE DAY.

anything Jesus can do, I can do better. These fucking San Diegoans are delightfully blasphemous.

MUCH PROPS TO CHEECH AND ALISA....MY ONLINE POSSE.

ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!

I'll be up in Clear Lake, MICH for the weekend filming Predator 3. It stars myself, William Sadler, Brad Dourif, Robert Carradine, and the Barbarian Brothers. We're doing the scene where I ritualistically cover myself in sheeps blood and challenge the Predator to a fight to the death. During our heated exchange, the Predator and I come to understand that we are in fact identical beigns. Instead of annhiliating each other, I show this Predator the glories of American excess. Whiskey, Prostitutes, Dog Fights, Cheeseburgers, After Shave (which is a dangerous narcotic on his home planet), and vandalism are some of things I teach him. I mean, with Brad DOurif, WIlliam Sadler, and Robert Carradine in the movie, who needs another creature from outer space killing people??? These guys send the creep-o-meter into the fucking red zone. All in All This is a life affirming story with racial overtones that can be used to help in our troubles in the middle east. If you can party hearty with the deadliest hunter in the galaxy, can't we sit and heal wounds with our Muslim brothers?

sorry, I've been drinking and this is what spits out. Maybe I should drink more????

robot tongue ooo aaa miao!! EL SUICIDO LOCO
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
cheech:
I always keep it fake. Some folks keep it real; I keep it F..A..N..T..A..S..T..I..C ! ! Keep it fake, keep fake. (I hope I have not overstated my case)
Jul 26, 2003
kurtz:
i'll show you posse.......
Jul 27, 2003

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