Thin Lizzy Rocks. Thin Lizzy Rocks. Thin Lizzy Rocks. Thin Lizzy Rocks. I'm listening to Johnny The Fox and I'm feeling that rock and roll power. GRRRREAT!!! Plus I'm still reelin' from last nights power binge. I don't feel ashamed for my overconsumption because my best friend is on leave from the Air Force. He's Irish like me so were no stranger to paying bar price for a 12 pack of shitty domestic and pitchin' a bitch. Bring forth the almighty Yukon Jack and may the gods tremble at our feet! BEHOLD!
I wanna get a tatoo of Clint Eastwood from Outlaw Josey Wales with some random biblical quote in latin under it. On the other arm I wanna get a tatoo of Archangel from the X-Men with more biblical latin quotes. I'll never get it done, but it is a pleasant thought.
I think I've spent about 150 bucks in the last four or five days. The well will go dry soon enough but I'm gonna see this viking ship ablaze and out to sea to join his brothers in Valhalla. I love run on sentences. With enough will power and pure sass I believe I can become Northwest Ohio's Ronnie Dobbs. This will be a tough task because I don't use narcotics or deal speed to factory workers.
Speaking of factory workers, have you ever seen the OLD FRENCH WHORE skit on SNL. Garth Brooks was an OLD FRENCH WHORE who was "Pleasing factory workers in the park for money". That skit is pure gold. "I think my whore is dead" Another game show spoof that sends me reeling is WHO'S THE MOST GRIZZLED? Robert Duvall guest stars up against Garth for the Grizzled prize. Bobby D was totally using all of his old school southern trickery that time. Words cannot explain the genius of those two skits. The clincher is that those two game show spoofs were on the same fucking episode. Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant. Garth Brooks missed his true calling. He should put that fucking cowboy hat in the wood chipper and join Second CIty or something. Maybe then I won't have to kill him.
Hang in there, Sakita! If all else fails, get some markers and smell 'em for awhile or at least until you see Rip Taylor doing the Macarena on your kitchen table.
Soundtrack Of The Day
David Cross "Shut Up You Fucking Baby"
How about that Catholic Church bit? I think I got a chubby from that one!!!!
I wanna get a tatoo of Clint Eastwood from Outlaw Josey Wales with some random biblical quote in latin under it. On the other arm I wanna get a tatoo of Archangel from the X-Men with more biblical latin quotes. I'll never get it done, but it is a pleasant thought.
I think I've spent about 150 bucks in the last four or five days. The well will go dry soon enough but I'm gonna see this viking ship ablaze and out to sea to join his brothers in Valhalla. I love run on sentences. With enough will power and pure sass I believe I can become Northwest Ohio's Ronnie Dobbs. This will be a tough task because I don't use narcotics or deal speed to factory workers.
Speaking of factory workers, have you ever seen the OLD FRENCH WHORE skit on SNL. Garth Brooks was an OLD FRENCH WHORE who was "Pleasing factory workers in the park for money". That skit is pure gold. "I think my whore is dead" Another game show spoof that sends me reeling is WHO'S THE MOST GRIZZLED? Robert Duvall guest stars up against Garth for the Grizzled prize. Bobby D was totally using all of his old school southern trickery that time. Words cannot explain the genius of those two skits. The clincher is that those two game show spoofs were on the same fucking episode. Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant. Garth Brooks missed his true calling. He should put that fucking cowboy hat in the wood chipper and join Second CIty or something. Maybe then I won't have to kill him.
Hang in there, Sakita! If all else fails, get some markers and smell 'em for awhile or at least until you see Rip Taylor doing the Macarena on your kitchen table.
Soundtrack Of The Day
David Cross "Shut Up You Fucking Baby"
How about that Catholic Church bit? I think I got a chubby from that one!!!!
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of course we should trade tapes.