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I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!!! Man, "Dead Alive" is a great motherfucking movie. That shit is full on entertainment at its finest. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT GRAVEYARD FIGHT SCENE!!! What a hoot! The priest jumps in the mix busting some serious ass GAME OF DEATH shit. You couldn't get 10 Hollywood action scribes to put together a one liner as precious as I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD. Granted, Rowdy Roddy Piper had his shit together in THEY LIVE with the whole BUBBLE gum bit, but I think the priest one liner takes the cake. What kind of drugs are they taking in New Zeland?? Peter Jackson is off the map. Although I love Heavenly Creatures, Bad Taste, and Dead Alive I still won't bring myself to see LORD OF THE RINGS. I'm just tired of people telling me what I need to see. I've seen what P. Jacky can do, I don't need to see the refried American version. Just as I haven't sat through any HARRY POTTER, X-Men, Spiderman, Matrix, or any other brain candy being offered to me. Yes, I am a Party Pooper but at least I'm stickin' to my guns. They don't make movies like Sylvester Stallone's COBRA or Bruce WIllis' THE LAST BOY SCOUT anymore. I think those movies were inside jokes. They seem so empty and void of any dramatic resemblance that it totally gets me going. Or Arnold's RAW DEAL with ROBERT DAVI. That piece of shit is pure gold. I don't care. That is pure disdain for American moviegoers at its finest and I think it's utterly brilliant. I'm like a cinematic Marquis DeSade. Bring on the punishment. But it's gotta be pure and devoid of any kind artistic gobblegook. As far as recent releases that fit into this category is Tom Green's FREDDIE GOT FINGERED. If you know you are one of Warhol's Fifteen Minute posse than you had better fucking make that last minute the ALAMO. Bravo!!! you creepy Canadian fuck!!!!!


Soundtrack of the Day
Mission Of Burma "Signals,Calls,and Marches"
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