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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STEAL ONE OF THOSE BOWFLEX MACHINES. FUCKING SERIOUSLY, I'VE GOT A SMALL CREW READY TO PULL A NUMBER ON ANY STORE THAT DEALS IN THAT SHIT. WORKING OUT IN A GYM IS TOTAL HUMILIATION AND PORNOGRAPHY. IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF NUT CASES WHO LOOK LIKE THE BARBARIAN BROTHERS JERKING EACH OTHER OFF. ALL OF THE WOMEN IN THESE PLACES GIVE OFF THAT TOTAL DEMI MOORE IN DISCLOSURE VIBE. TOTAL ICE QUEEN BUSINESS WORLD DOMINATRIX CUNT TRIP. WHO WANTS TO SPEND TIME AROUND THOSE WIERDOS WHEN YOU CAN WORK AT HOME? PLUS ALL OF THE HARD CORE GYM TYPES ARE ALWAYS HURRYING YOU UP IF YOU'RE ON THEIR SPECIAL MACHINE. DUDE, TAKE A POWERBAR AND GO FUCK SOME GUY IN THE SHOWER AND LEAVE ME ALONE, I'LL BE DONE WITH THIS MACHINE WHEN I'M DONE! THE WHOLE FITNESS CULTURE IN THIS COUNTRY REMINDS ME OF THOSE OLD NAZI GERMANY FITNESS REELS. BUNCH OF ARYAN FODDER DOING JUMPING JACKS IN A FIELD AND PRAISING THE FUEHER AND WHATNOT. CAN'T FITNESS BE A POSITIVE EXPERIENCE? SEEMS LIKE ANY INNOCENT ACTIVITY OR PAST TIME GETS TURNED INTO A CRACK COCAINE PARALLEL IN AMERICA. PEOPLE AREN'T SATISFIED UNTIL EVERYONE'S BONES ARE CRUNCHING UNDERNEATH THEIR BLACK FASCIST BOOTS. EVEN IF THE WHOLE BOWFLEX THING FALLS THROUGH, I CAN ALWAYS START USING CRYSTAL METH. SURE, MY PERFORMANCE AT WORK WILL BE MORE ERRATIC THAN IT ALREADY IS. I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S SARS OR SOMETHING. THEY'LL CERTAINLY BUY IT. IF I START USING CRANK, THOSE POUNDS WILL BE FLYING OFF LIKE COACH BOBBY KNIGHT AT A SPECIAL OLYMPICS BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT. HAVING SEX MORE WILL HELP ME SHED SOME POUNDS, BUT NONE OF THE GIRLS AROUND HERE WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME. PROBLEM IS I'M EITHER TOO NICE OR JUST WAY TOO ECCENTRIC. OCCAISONALY I CAN PULL OFF A SUAVE ASS BEAT POET ROUTINE. THE GIRLS AROUND HERE AREN'T GOING FOR THE NEAL CASSIDY SCENE EITHER. WHAT'LL GET ME ON THE SINGLES SCENE IS ONE OF THOSE SILLY ASS NEON GREEN CARS FROM THE FAST & THE FURIOUS AND A CD CASE FULL OF REALLY SHITTY MUSIC. YEAH.....THAT'S THE TICKET.

SHITTY EMO LYRIC OF THE DAY "I just need a girl who understands me and loves me unconditionally"

soundtrack of the day THE CRAMPS "Songs The Lord Taught Us" Why? Because Lux Interior is like the demon god Iggy Presley and Poison Ivy plays that fucking guitar like Eddie Cochran on LSD and CRANK. Today's running theme must be crystal meth use. Maybe I should open up one of those labs like in THE SALTON SEA. Nah, I don't have a Harley Davidson chopper or giant eagle tatoos. SIGH!