I don't have anything ciseling away in my brain but I did have a fun and lively conversation with an old friend. The results are somewhat entertaining. I'm the ARIZONABAYINC character making full use of my Instant Messaging powers.
ZDuckheadz: so what do you know about this jeff herbster character?
ArizonaBayINC: he's a friend of mine from the Reynolds allied
ZDuckheadz: yes i know...me and jc were out there tonight, i went to st johns with him back in the day
ArizonaBayINC: He's a good guy...he looks like Emilio
ArizonaBayINC: "EMILIO!"
ZDuckheadz: emeliooooooooo
ArizonaBayINC: I'm still channeling J. Candy on the WAGONS EAST tip....like WHOA
ZDuckheadz: hahaha
ArizonaBayINC: Did you know Herbie when you went to the J?
ZDuckheadz: yea, we werent friends or anything cuz i wasnt really friends with anyone when i was out there, but i know who he is and he knew who i was when i walked in
ArizonaBayINC: He's down with the chron chron, fo shizzle
ArizonaBayINC: I wish I still was...
ZDuckheadz: haha, he looks like the type thats for damn sure
ZDuckheadz: haha, well your good will is all thats holding you back man
ArizonaBayINC: Everyone looks like their drug of choice after long.
ArizonaBayINC: I sure as shit look like I tip 'em back
ZDuckheadz: yea, there's no denyin that one
ZDuckheadz: what do you know about "themselves"?
ArizonaBayINC: I've got their CD from 2002...It's cool if you like the CLOUDDEAD stuff...this is definetley less AMBIENT or whatever.
ArizonaBayINC: I appreciate it in as much as ANTICON cds make you stop bobbin your head like a fucking epileptic and makes you listen to different soundscapes and language....more like if you start reading beat poetry as opposed to like Robert Frost or whatever
ZDuckheadz: i picked it up tonight, i had originally purchased the instrumentals from the new swollen members CD but it was scratched like satan rubbed his stubble on it so i swapped it out for THE NO MUSIC as they were both $14
ZDuckheadz: true story is that im enjoyin it thus far
ZDuckheadz: i like far reaching experimental hip hop....picked up that boom bip "seed to sun" too
ArizonaBayINC: I'm glad because most people are really turned off by Dose One at first listen
ZDuckheadz: HES FEELIN IT!
ArizonaBayINC: He sounds liek WC Fields on fucking Vicodin but it's cool
ZDuckheadz: ha, i just wish the damned thing had a fucking track list somewhere in the jargon....damned booklet makes me think radiohead made a hip hop album
ArizonaBayINC: "YOURRRR CRAZEEE MANNN" you took that dart like a CHAMP
ZDuckheadz: hahaha
ArizonaBayINC: in June....don't worry
ZDuckheadz: dvd(a)?
ArizonaBayINC: hahahahha yep
ZDuckheadz: this cd helps me not give up hope that someday someone might want to actually listen to the music i want to make
ArizonaBayINC: It's just some creative white guys doing their thing. All of these cats probably are puttin' together some southwest roast beef at the S. Way as we speak....but at night they are THEMSELVES
ZDuckheadz: no shit, im a banker by day, corporate cop by night
ZDuckheadz: i'll call michael moore to tape my escapades
ArizonaBayINC: let it rip man
ZDuckheadz: you've read stupid white men, right?
ArizonaBayINC: put it down...press it yourself...distribute it yourself on your days off
ArizonaBayINC: I'm about 40 percent done
ZDuckheadz: im getting there
ZDuckheadz: im about finished....got to the epilogue today, but i started reading this other book cuz i didnt wanna finish it on lunch and not have the other one with me to read
ArizonaBayINC: Does he drop any sources to look into as far as facts goes?
ZDuckheadz: i think there's an index in the back of where he gathered most of his info
ArizonaBayINC: I'm really surprised as to how popular he is. Hopefully, that can be parlayed into some serious ass social conscience type shit
ZDuckheadz: no shit, i share things i read with people and they look at me like im a religious fanatic telling them to sacrifice babies or something instead of just some guy fed up with bullshit trying to drop some knowledge
ArizonaBayINC: No doubt...this trick at the laundromat said something like "You're reading a book called STUPID WHITE MEN??" the bitch had this tone like I was wearing women's panties to church or something. Plus she had a mad ass rooster cackle
ArizonaBayINC: Or her internal monologue was like "You mean to tell me white me are stupid??? Well, I never hear of such nonesense!!"
ArizonaBayINC: men
ZDuckheadz: i know...i feel like im the normal one, but apparently the masses have a different idea
ArizonaBayINC: Fuck 'em...they wanna be blind with their toys then they can play the sheep role and reap it, baby. I gotta get involved in some action.
ZDuckheadz: me too, i just have so many conflicting ideas in my head. like i don't want to be some stupid cog in a machine but i gotta be at least some of the time cuz my half assed white boy meaning of life rhymes aint gonna pay the bills
ArizonaBayINC: I gotta get DOWN. It's definetley gotta be some union organizing or protest going down...you read so much and feel guilty to not be a part of some solution. Even if it's something as minute as giving books away or doing volunteer work at a shelter. I gotta get it togather
ZDuckheadz: yea, i feel almost worse for having this knowledge and still going about my complacent AMERICAN way
ArizonaBayINC: But what kinda sugar momma is gonna feed the monkey that is my music habit?? Man, there's gotta be some Phylis Diller out there who wants a peace of the MAN BEAR. GETTIN PAID!!!!
ZDuckheadz: ha!
ArizonaBayINC: For real, man AMERICAN GIGOLO
ZDuckheadz: start cruising the curves for women parking lot, pick up some old snapper
ArizonaBayINC: No man, all of that shit ends up like Midnight Cowboy with Jon Voight. It ends in a stall in New York getting the gravy from some old Jewish banker for cab fare. Man that scene is plaid out
ArizonaBayINC: I'll be a pool boy for Martha Stuart...she can bake me a fucking cake too!
ArizonaBayINC: "Zair is zomething caught in ze filter Missez Stuart...would you like me to fetch, freuline" (think of German pool boy accent)
ZDuckheadz: shes in too much trouble to be living that lavishly....no wait, lawsuits ect. mean business as usual for the ceo crowd
ZDuckheadz: haha
ZDuckheadz: this other book i got is called pigs at the trough, i think its going to blow some hinges off my brain
ArizonaBayINC: Hey man I'm the Viking Bear Pool Boy To The Stars...and you can quote me on that shit!
ArizonaBayINC: New Book?
ZDuckheadz: can i be like a viking squirrel pool boy to the sub stars?
ZDuckheadz: yea
ZDuckheadz: came out in the fall/winter of last year i think
ArizonaBayINC: No shit, it'll be like Laurel and Hardy but in the pool business
ZDuckheadz: i remember seeing the author on the daily show and having my appetite whet....
ArizonaBayINC: who's the author...I wanna read a little bit about this
ZDuckheadz: arianna huffington
ZDuckheadz: her last book was titled "how to overthrow the government"
ArizonaBayINC: Oh she was on Bill Maher's little show on HBO...I think she's batting for the other team though...she came off like some monied journalist...but I gotta read more to get the full scoop.
ZDuckheadz: we'll see..im only in the fist chapter of the book but shes dropping some serious CEO ruins company still LIVES on $30 mill. giant yacht examples for starters
ArizonaBayINC: I never knew Dennis Miller was batting for the oil tycoons and grave robbers till I seen his newest stand up special. I think all of that Disney money went right up his ass in cock rocket and started spewing out of his mouth like Vesuvious.
ZDuckheadz: goo!
ZDuckheadz: COCK ROCKKKETTTTT
ArizonaBayINC: Yeah...THE RAW FEED...not quite as raw as the feed that Mickey and Donald had at the San Francisco bath house party where Dennis was MC
ArizonaBayINC: Mouse and Duck that is!!!
ZDuckheadz: too much man, too much
ArizonaBayINC: you should watch it though...he's a bitter old man but angry in the wrong direction. THE RAW FEED.
ZDuckheadz: on that note, im off. i need to hit the sack. stay up, keep it real, pimps up hoes down, zippity doo dah zippity yay!
ArizonaBayINC: WORD UP LIKE CAMEO
ZDuckheadz: i seen that shit on SNL today with conan, ect
ZDuckheadz: will ferrell: "im corey hart...i wore my sunglasses at night and was in a pretty serious car accident"
ArizonaBayINC: are you serious...I just made it up...fuck all of these comedy writers and their satellites above my house.
ZDuckheadz: hahaha
ArizonaBayINC: Oh Yeah....MOLECULAR MANNNN
soundtrack of the day BIG BLACK "Songs About Fucking" because a Colombian Necktie would do the trick right about now. Also this STOCKHAUSEN helikopter piece is giving some down right Syd Barret acid flashbacks. I'm about to pull a Martin Sheen from Apocalypse Now. Fucking Kung Fu mirror! HEEE YAAAA!!!
ZDuckheadz: so what do you know about this jeff herbster character?
ArizonaBayINC: he's a friend of mine from the Reynolds allied
ZDuckheadz: yes i know...me and jc were out there tonight, i went to st johns with him back in the day
ArizonaBayINC: He's a good guy...he looks like Emilio
ArizonaBayINC: "EMILIO!"
ZDuckheadz: emeliooooooooo
ArizonaBayINC: I'm still channeling J. Candy on the WAGONS EAST tip....like WHOA
ZDuckheadz: hahaha
ArizonaBayINC: Did you know Herbie when you went to the J?
ZDuckheadz: yea, we werent friends or anything cuz i wasnt really friends with anyone when i was out there, but i know who he is and he knew who i was when i walked in
ArizonaBayINC: He's down with the chron chron, fo shizzle
ArizonaBayINC: I wish I still was...
ZDuckheadz: haha, he looks like the type thats for damn sure
ZDuckheadz: haha, well your good will is all thats holding you back man
ArizonaBayINC: Everyone looks like their drug of choice after long.
ArizonaBayINC: I sure as shit look like I tip 'em back
ZDuckheadz: yea, there's no denyin that one
ZDuckheadz: what do you know about "themselves"?
ArizonaBayINC: I've got their CD from 2002...It's cool if you like the CLOUDDEAD stuff...this is definetley less AMBIENT or whatever.
ArizonaBayINC: I appreciate it in as much as ANTICON cds make you stop bobbin your head like a fucking epileptic and makes you listen to different soundscapes and language....more like if you start reading beat poetry as opposed to like Robert Frost or whatever
ZDuckheadz: i picked it up tonight, i had originally purchased the instrumentals from the new swollen members CD but it was scratched like satan rubbed his stubble on it so i swapped it out for THE NO MUSIC as they were both $14
ZDuckheadz: true story is that im enjoyin it thus far
ZDuckheadz: i like far reaching experimental hip hop....picked up that boom bip "seed to sun" too
ArizonaBayINC: I'm glad because most people are really turned off by Dose One at first listen
ZDuckheadz: HES FEELIN IT!
ArizonaBayINC: He sounds liek WC Fields on fucking Vicodin but it's cool
ZDuckheadz: ha, i just wish the damned thing had a fucking track list somewhere in the jargon....damned booklet makes me think radiohead made a hip hop album
ArizonaBayINC: "YOURRRR CRAZEEE MANNN" you took that dart like a CHAMP
ZDuckheadz: hahaha
ArizonaBayINC: in June....don't worry
ZDuckheadz: dvd(a)?
ArizonaBayINC: hahahahha yep
ZDuckheadz: this cd helps me not give up hope that someday someone might want to actually listen to the music i want to make
ArizonaBayINC: It's just some creative white guys doing their thing. All of these cats probably are puttin' together some southwest roast beef at the S. Way as we speak....but at night they are THEMSELVES
ZDuckheadz: no shit, im a banker by day, corporate cop by night
ZDuckheadz: i'll call michael moore to tape my escapades
ArizonaBayINC: let it rip man
ZDuckheadz: you've read stupid white men, right?
ArizonaBayINC: put it down...press it yourself...distribute it yourself on your days off
ArizonaBayINC: I'm about 40 percent done
ZDuckheadz: im getting there
ZDuckheadz: im about finished....got to the epilogue today, but i started reading this other book cuz i didnt wanna finish it on lunch and not have the other one with me to read
ArizonaBayINC: Does he drop any sources to look into as far as facts goes?
ZDuckheadz: i think there's an index in the back of where he gathered most of his info
ArizonaBayINC: I'm really surprised as to how popular he is. Hopefully, that can be parlayed into some serious ass social conscience type shit
ZDuckheadz: no shit, i share things i read with people and they look at me like im a religious fanatic telling them to sacrifice babies or something instead of just some guy fed up with bullshit trying to drop some knowledge
ArizonaBayINC: No doubt...this trick at the laundromat said something like "You're reading a book called STUPID WHITE MEN??" the bitch had this tone like I was wearing women's panties to church or something. Plus she had a mad ass rooster cackle
ArizonaBayINC: Or her internal monologue was like "You mean to tell me white me are stupid??? Well, I never hear of such nonesense!!"
ArizonaBayINC: men
ZDuckheadz: i know...i feel like im the normal one, but apparently the masses have a different idea
ArizonaBayINC: Fuck 'em...they wanna be blind with their toys then they can play the sheep role and reap it, baby. I gotta get involved in some action.
ZDuckheadz: me too, i just have so many conflicting ideas in my head. like i don't want to be some stupid cog in a machine but i gotta be at least some of the time cuz my half assed white boy meaning of life rhymes aint gonna pay the bills
ArizonaBayINC: I gotta get DOWN. It's definetley gotta be some union organizing or protest going down...you read so much and feel guilty to not be a part of some solution. Even if it's something as minute as giving books away or doing volunteer work at a shelter. I gotta get it togather
ZDuckheadz: yea, i feel almost worse for having this knowledge and still going about my complacent AMERICAN way
ArizonaBayINC: But what kinda sugar momma is gonna feed the monkey that is my music habit?? Man, there's gotta be some Phylis Diller out there who wants a peace of the MAN BEAR. GETTIN PAID!!!!
ZDuckheadz: ha!
ArizonaBayINC: For real, man AMERICAN GIGOLO
ZDuckheadz: start cruising the curves for women parking lot, pick up some old snapper
ArizonaBayINC: No man, all of that shit ends up like Midnight Cowboy with Jon Voight. It ends in a stall in New York getting the gravy from some old Jewish banker for cab fare. Man that scene is plaid out
ArizonaBayINC: I'll be a pool boy for Martha Stuart...she can bake me a fucking cake too!
ArizonaBayINC: "Zair is zomething caught in ze filter Missez Stuart...would you like me to fetch, freuline" (think of German pool boy accent)
ZDuckheadz: shes in too much trouble to be living that lavishly....no wait, lawsuits ect. mean business as usual for the ceo crowd
ZDuckheadz: haha
ZDuckheadz: this other book i got is called pigs at the trough, i think its going to blow some hinges off my brain
ArizonaBayINC: Hey man I'm the Viking Bear Pool Boy To The Stars...and you can quote me on that shit!
ArizonaBayINC: New Book?
ZDuckheadz: can i be like a viking squirrel pool boy to the sub stars?
ZDuckheadz: yea
ZDuckheadz: came out in the fall/winter of last year i think
ArizonaBayINC: No shit, it'll be like Laurel and Hardy but in the pool business
ZDuckheadz: i remember seeing the author on the daily show and having my appetite whet....
ArizonaBayINC: who's the author...I wanna read a little bit about this
ZDuckheadz: arianna huffington
ZDuckheadz: her last book was titled "how to overthrow the government"
ArizonaBayINC: Oh she was on Bill Maher's little show on HBO...I think she's batting for the other team though...she came off like some monied journalist...but I gotta read more to get the full scoop.
ZDuckheadz: we'll see..im only in the fist chapter of the book but shes dropping some serious CEO ruins company still LIVES on $30 mill. giant yacht examples for starters
ArizonaBayINC: I never knew Dennis Miller was batting for the oil tycoons and grave robbers till I seen his newest stand up special. I think all of that Disney money went right up his ass in cock rocket and started spewing out of his mouth like Vesuvious.
ZDuckheadz: goo!
ZDuckheadz: COCK ROCKKKETTTTT
ArizonaBayINC: Yeah...THE RAW FEED...not quite as raw as the feed that Mickey and Donald had at the San Francisco bath house party where Dennis was MC
ArizonaBayINC: Mouse and Duck that is!!!
ZDuckheadz: too much man, too much
ArizonaBayINC: you should watch it though...he's a bitter old man but angry in the wrong direction. THE RAW FEED.
ZDuckheadz: on that note, im off. i need to hit the sack. stay up, keep it real, pimps up hoes down, zippity doo dah zippity yay!
ArizonaBayINC: WORD UP LIKE CAMEO
ZDuckheadz: i seen that shit on SNL today with conan, ect
ZDuckheadz: will ferrell: "im corey hart...i wore my sunglasses at night and was in a pretty serious car accident"
ArizonaBayINC: are you serious...I just made it up...fuck all of these comedy writers and their satellites above my house.
ZDuckheadz: hahaha
ArizonaBayINC: Oh Yeah....MOLECULAR MANNNN
soundtrack of the day BIG BLACK "Songs About Fucking" because a Colombian Necktie would do the trick right about now. Also this STOCKHAUSEN helikopter piece is giving some down right Syd Barret acid flashbacks. I'm about to pull a Martin Sheen from Apocalypse Now. Fucking Kung Fu mirror! HEEE YAAAA!!!