I would rather be hanging out on PUT IN BAY right now. Sitting back with a case of Michelob and a pocketfull of insults for the locals. I need to be immobile for a solid 3-4 days of constant drinking and dicking around. If I had a special lady friend perhaps we would have sex, but other than that I would just sit in a...
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For the first fucking time in awhile I wanna look at the naked girls on this site. Usually I'm just plopping down to write in the journal and move on with my day. This whole fucking internet can just go and suck a big cancerous dick. Seriously, have we came this far with technology that we can have anything we want but it will only...
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Michael Moore and his STUPID WHITE MEN book kinda bobs and weaves between bringing up important points to people who may not hear them otherwise and just downright silliness. I'm just not down with the whole WOMAN as the golden pure example of humanity and MAN as the ignorant evildoer...that is also gluttonous and lazy. For a cat that grew up in the Midwest, here...
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Maybe I believe the tree huggin' cats when they're spoutin' off about the global warming business. As a kid I remember being out on the beach all day and coming home with little or no sunburn. So I'm out yesterday around Put-In-Bay for maybe five hours in the sun...and my arms are completely burned. My arms are still hot to the touch. Oh well I...
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ikilledpinky:
that pic is my ultimate tribute to the man. and that quote in no way pertains to him. lol hell yeah its priceless. B.o.C was alright (book better) i aim to be that uncle one da
alisa:
hey, i like that idea...just like robin hood...you can count me...i'd really show them how to enjoy all that money 
plus, you can check out my quotes by just going backwards on my journal w/ the previous button.
plus, you can check out my quotes by just going backwards on my journal w/ the previous button.
Matthew Macaunaughy from Dazed and Confused. That spelling is atrocious but it just aboot sums my complacent ass up. Well, I'm not preying on young girls and pretending to be cool or anything but we have alot in common. My brother is 20 and hangs out with people that are roughly 17-19 age bracket, Since most of my friends are working/school, in the army, or...
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alisa:
you are so silly 
and i mean that in the best possible way....and as for my opinion if a girl is asking you questions like that...she likes you...even if it is just a little..she's interested...don't underestimate yourself...
but i know what you mean and i'm way older than you...but at least you've found people to hang out with in your town...all the people i try to make friends with all they want to do is go bar hopping...get stupid drunk..and fuck anonymous guys or girls....when you're married and in love and a non-drinker this isn't too terribly exciting, ya know?
and i know what you mean about canada...it would seem so chill to live there. to be able to grow your own and not worry about going to jail or to go to your local head shop and buy a bag of really good buds from amsterdam
how fucking cool would that be?
and why wouldn't i take the time to come and visit your journal? you always have such interesting rants to read and think about...and plus we'd probably hang out and smoke a lot if we were in the same town, anyway. right? so no more of that kissing my ass talk...you got it
and you can't move away until after the cedar point trip...i'm still trying to talk dave into it but i don't know how we're going to be able to afford it. oh well...i'll figure something out. i'll probably have to end up dancing again...something i haven't done in over 10 years and something i said i would never be desperate enough to do again...but when the bills are piling up and i'm dangerously close to losing my internet conncetion...i have to do something, right? oh well...talk at ya later.
and i mean that in the best possible way....and as for my opinion if a girl is asking you questions like that...she likes you...even if it is just a little..she's interested...don't underestimate yourself...
but i know what you mean and i'm way older than you...but at least you've found people to hang out with in your town...all the people i try to make friends with all they want to do is go bar hopping...get stupid drunk..and fuck anonymous guys or girls....when you're married and in love and a non-drinker this isn't too terribly exciting, ya know?
and i know what you mean about canada...it would seem so chill to live there. to be able to grow your own and not worry about going to jail or to go to your local head shop and buy a bag of really good buds from amsterdam
how fucking cool would that be?
and why wouldn't i take the time to come and visit your journal? you always have such interesting rants to read and think about...and plus we'd probably hang out and smoke a lot if we were in the same town, anyway. right? so no more of that kissing my ass talk...you got it
and you can't move away until after the cedar point trip...i'm still trying to talk dave into it but i don't know how we're going to be able to afford it. oh well...i'll figure something out. i'll probably have to end up dancing again...something i haven't done in over 10 years and something i said i would never be desperate enough to do again...but when the bills are piling up and i'm dangerously close to losing my internet conncetion...i have to do something, right? oh well...talk at ya later.
I don't know what the hell got into me yesterday. Somedays I'm a deaf mute barely getting through work and other days I fly off the handle talking about Dennis Miller getting raped by Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. I think the insanity spilled over into work today because I was seriously ON CUE all day. The one liners were flowing and the reparte was...
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alisa:
hey, you crazy nutball
smoke a joint and you'll be alright...but seriously i know what you mean...it seems like i started smoking to feel different and cool...but now i smoke it a lot of the time just to make myself function normally...because when i'm out like now...all i do is sit around and think about all the ways my life is fucked up and i have nothing to stop the negative thoughts from coming...but if i smoke a bowl i feel alright and i can start thinking about all the ways i could make things in my life better. is that strange?? oh well, i'd much rather smoke some pot then go on a bunch of meds like prozac or something that doesn't allow you to feel at all.
and it sounds like your bosses were loving every minute of your insanity and i wouldn't worry too much about it. if they can't understand you and they want to get rid of you over some jokes: fuck 'em.
oh my god i can't believe you get hot from german accents...me. too...everytime dave starts speaking in german i'm all set to fuck him right then and there no matter where we are.
smoke a joint and you'll be alright...but seriously i know what you mean...it seems like i started smoking to feel different and cool...but now i smoke it a lot of the time just to make myself function normally...because when i'm out like now...all i do is sit around and think about all the ways my life is fucked up and i have nothing to stop the negative thoughts from coming...but if i smoke a bowl i feel alright and i can start thinking about all the ways i could make things in my life better. is that strange?? oh well, i'd much rather smoke some pot then go on a bunch of meds like prozac or something that doesn't allow you to feel at all.
and it sounds like your bosses were loving every minute of your insanity and i wouldn't worry too much about it. if they can't understand you and they want to get rid of you over some jokes: fuck 'em.
oh my god i can't believe you get hot from german accents...me. too...everytime dave starts speaking in german i'm all set to fuck him right then and there no matter where we are.
I don't have anything ciseling away in my brain but I did have a fun and lively conversation with an old friend. The results are somewhat entertaining. I'm the ARIZONABAYINC character making full use of my Instant Messaging powers.
ZDuckheadz: so what do you know about this jeff herbster character?
ArizonaBayINC: he's a friend of mine from the Reynolds allied
ZDuckheadz: yes i know...me and...
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ZDuckheadz: so what do you know about this jeff herbster character?
ArizonaBayINC: he's a friend of mine from the Reynolds allied
ZDuckheadz: yes i know...me and...
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ANN ARBOR MICHIGAN. The epicenter of what every fucking American had better be working for or you will be dragged out to the fucking swamp in a burlap sack. So much wealth and sophistication...everywhere. Posh restaurants...expensive beer...artsy fartsy things...All this useless beauty? right-o! I'm just a blue collar guy and I feel inferior to everything in Ann Arbor. There is people who actually shop in...
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alisa:
it sounds like you had so much fun...lucky bastard!!!
and don't worry about what people on here think that's the beauty of this place you don't have to. as long as you're not an out and out asshole to someone or are intentionally malicious you're pretty safe.
1. i'm a skatebording punk
2. i'm 31 already and
3 it makes me fucking sick. when everytime i turn around there's some dork ass jock with an independent hat or it's on an ad for tampons or something.
oh and thanks for the compliments... i never thought i'd enjoy having an on-line journal. i thought it was somehow pretentious so i always try ad take the piss out of it and goof around. but that's just me.
edited to say: like a 13 yr old girl on a banana seat ok...that was funny.
[Edited on May 21, 2003]
and don't worry about what people on here think that's the beauty of this place you don't have to. as long as you're not an out and out asshole to someone or are intentionally malicious you're pretty safe.
1. i'm a skatebording punk
2. i'm 31 already and
3 it makes me fucking sick. when everytime i turn around there's some dork ass jock with an independent hat or it's on an ad for tampons or something.
oh and thanks for the compliments... i never thought i'd enjoy having an on-line journal. i thought it was somehow pretentious so i always try ad take the piss out of it and goof around. but that's just me.
edited to say: like a 13 yr old girl on a banana seat
ok...that was funny.[Edited on May 21, 2003]
alisa:
@ the cedar point thingy...a bunch of people are getting together in july to go and tear up cedar point....yay!!!!
i'm not familiar with all the details myself because i just found out about it myself. and i'm not sure if we're going because we still don't have a ride there or back. and i still have to talk dave into it...but if i tell him i'm going by myself he'll go. but i don't want to have to make him go, ya know? oh well, i saw that you were a member of the sgohio group you can get all the info from there or a member called mistressmissy--she's in the group, too.
i'm not familiar with all the details myself because i just found out about it myself. and i'm not sure if we're going because we still don't have a ride there or back. and i still have to talk dave into it...but if i tell him i'm going by myself he'll go. but i don't want to have to make him go, ya know? oh well, i saw that you were a member of the sgohio group you can get all the info from there or a member called mistressmissy--she's in the group, too.
It could be my American laziness doing the quacking but I feel that this whole "wage for labor" scene is kicking my tired bones to the speedy trial. I hate to complain because it's not like I'm out with Petey and Pauly shingling roofs or welding iron, but the whole HOURS AWAY FROM MYSLEF scene is troubling. You are supposed to work for the things...
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alisa:
1. you know i'm reading and i think you should take this question to the boards in the lifestly section~~you'll get tons of feedback about this subject.
and 2. are you going to sg cedar point day?
edited to say i remember that cartoon... my cousin and i were always watching the old disney cartoon hour. and old popeye cartoons. remember the one with bluto as sinbad the sailor. and popeye turns the big giant vulture into a cooked turkey??
[Edited on May 20, 2003]
and 2. are you going to sg cedar point day?
edited to say i remember that cartoon... my cousin and i were always watching the old disney cartoon hour. and old popeye cartoons. remember the one with bluto as sinbad the sailor. and popeye turns the big giant vulture into a cooked turkey??
[Edited on May 20, 2003]
The new Deftones CD is just not doing it for me. Could it be that my tastes in music are broadening or sharpening? The group just doesn't hit my ear like it did two years ago. It's not like I'm a musician or anything, so I know it's not some egotistical stance. After listening to that I popped in an "oldie but goodie" by Nels...
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alisa:
no!!! i like this side, too.
oh man i wish i could go with you but we're both strapped for money right now so a road trip is so not possible right now. but i really want to chuck everything and just take dave and have a completely wild time without thinking about bills and stupid shit.
oh man i wish i could go with you but we're both strapped for money right now so a road trip is so not possible right now. but i really want to chuck everything and just take dave and have a completely wild time without thinking about bills and stupid shit.
I've been on a serious bender. That's why I have not written in a few days. You would think that the human stomach would know when it's out of contents and would stop trying to regurgitate what is not there. I think I've got alcohol poisoning. Glad I didn't have to work today. Being a whiskey zombie would actually help me at work, though. It...
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alisa:
jesus fucking christ.....don't poison yourself too much i love coming over here and reading your rants. you get me all fired up.
and yeah, she's pretty cool...i can totally relate to those quotes. she was a mobster's moll from a long long time ago. maybe i'll do a search and see what i can dig up. my guy got me this women's quotations book and i've been loving it ever since. i'll definitely be putting one up often from now on.
thanks for stopping by my "place" hey, have you signed on board for the sg cedar point day trip coming up? check out the sgohio group or on the hook-up page and read all about it. i'm trying to talk dave into going but we don't even know if we could get rides or not.
catch ya later
xxx
alisa
ooh can i join??? i need a place to express some inner rage and emotions right now. sometimes it surprises me how i can still get disillusioned and surprised by people's ignorance. ya know? yeah, i forgot you do.
[Edited on May 18, 2003]
and yeah, she's pretty cool...i can totally relate to those quotes. she was a mobster's moll from a long long time ago. maybe i'll do a search and see what i can dig up. my guy got me this women's quotations book and i've been loving it ever since. i'll definitely be putting one up often from now on.
thanks for stopping by my "place" hey, have you signed on board for the sg cedar point day trip coming up? check out the sgohio group or on the hook-up page and read all about it. i'm trying to talk dave into going but we don't even know if we could get rides or not.
catch ya later
xxx
alisa
ooh can i join??? i need a place to express some inner rage and emotions right now. sometimes it surprises me how i can still get disillusioned and surprised by people's ignorance. ya know? yeah, i forgot you do.
[Edited on May 18, 2003]
I guess it's really hip to hate Jesus these days. I'm fucking tired of the whole gothic aversion to god and how that qualifies all bands on the Metropolis label to be really fucking cool. I'm going with the notion that Jesus was a hip ass motherfucker and his words got twisted along by people who realized the power in what he said. Think about...
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alisa:
good point!!!! i've always said that i felt and believed that jesus was a good and loving man but that it was his followers that i was afraid of and couldn't stand.
i mean that only in the way that all religious fanatics are assholes. be it that they believe in a higher presence or not. both sides are equally creepy.
as long as there's good in your heart i don't think you can go wrong, ya know? yeah you know...
xxx
alisa
p.s. i like your journals.
i wish i could reply more often.
i mean that only in the way that all religious fanatics are assholes. be it that they believe in a higher presence or not. both sides are equally creepy.
as long as there's good in your heart i don't think you can go wrong, ya know? yeah you know...
xxx
alisa
p.s. i like your journals.
i wish i could reply more often.
edited to say: either you're really funny or you're really really drunk THE DUDE...
[Edited on May 29, 2003]