"WHITE CASTLE FRIES ONLY COME IN ONE SIZE"
Bangarang!!!! I'm back from my journey to the amatuer noise rock play pen. They even had a dog cage for me to play around in!!!! No joke!! I was banging that thing against the cold concrete of my friends basement floor like a mongoloid polar bear. It was such a release! I mainly stuck to noodling around...
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Bangarang!!!! I'm back from my journey to the amatuer noise rock play pen. They even had a dog cage for me to play around in!!!! No joke!! I was banging that thing against the cold concrete of my friends basement floor like a mongoloid polar bear. It was such a release! I mainly stuck to noodling around...
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Today I'm jamming with some like minded freaks. They record like one-three albums per week of full improvisation. Improvisation is probably a lttile too strong a word to use for what were going to do. Childish racket is probably closest to home. Improv is something usually attributed to artists who are somewhat familiar with the instrument of choice but like to expand on the ideas...
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cheech:
Would it be too much of a bourgeoise downer to say that Husker Du's "Real World" sums up my opinion?
I don't think "back to loot Circuit City" equals "back to the land". I don't think that type of thing will work... well, in this country anyway, I know it won't...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeltdown
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I don't think "back to loot Circuit City" equals "back to the land". I don't think that type of thing will work... well, in this country anyway, I know it won't...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeltdown
Cccccccccccccccccontainment
alisa:
you said old timey
i like that phrase it makes me smile. and i'm glad to read that you're playing around with other people and that you're getting to let loose some of those crazy ideas floating around up in your noggin.
and hey you don't have to have an amusing entry you just have to have one for us to read.

and hey you don't have to have an amusing entry you just have to have one for us to read.
We're going to continue on with the whole "Dusty's Lyrics" project. First I want to apologize for my lack of any literary cred or musical talent. All I really know how to do is to be weird in slightly different variations. Honestly, my shit is probably more towards MAINSTREAM in these Roman times we live in. I'm guessing the passing of WESLEY WILLIS has giving...
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cheech:
I never sent you the Ween rarities, did I? I have them categorized under 'Short Socks' and 'Long Socks' (as a tribute to the early Ween home-cassette, Synthetic Socks, where parts of these CDs came from).
As it turns out, I have a movie I bought that...just doesn't really lend itself to repeat viewings by me but does have some... curiosity interest... that I could send to you.
As jerk-offs go, Kiedis has some charm, but my ability to listen to RHCP is usually kinda limited. And with each album it's become more limited. That is, I think you're probably right.
Nothing says "absolutely NO flavor at all" quite like deep-fried bean curd. Last time I pay $5 for that crap.
As it turns out, I have a movie I bought that...just doesn't really lend itself to repeat viewings by me but does have some... curiosity interest... that I could send to you.
As jerk-offs go, Kiedis has some charm, but my ability to listen to RHCP is usually kinda limited. And with each album it's become more limited. That is, I think you're probably right.
Nothing says "absolutely NO flavor at all" quite like deep-fried bean curd. Last time I pay $5 for that crap.
chiquita:
don't hate the playa...hate the...oh, nevermind.
first of all, let me just say this: i really really appreciate your sg name. for some reason, it gives me happy mental pictures....makes me smile. have you ever heard of a band called 'syrup?' they have a rad song that is along those same lines called 'sexy swimming pool.' i will send you the mp3 if you like, and if i can figger it out. (bit technologically challenged, despite it all).
yeah, man, i met that kurtz fella in real life this spring in chicago--we had a blast and also bonded quite a bit. he's a good human. i have a hilarious photo of him drinking a beer and my boot-clad foot up in the air next to him. random. funny.
uh...oh yeah...i *just must* comment on anthony keidis. i was just listening to 'uplift mofo party plan' the other day, and fuck if i don't have a thing for their older stuff. they definitely are way off the trail in their senesence these days, but whatever. that does not detract from some of their early brilliance. they really were one of a kind once upon a time. oh, yeah...and mike patton does rule the planet, but i bet he learned a thing or two from the first chili peppers album. hmm?
anyhoo, good day, young fella.
first of all, let me just say this: i really really appreciate your sg name. for some reason, it gives me happy mental pictures....makes me smile. have you ever heard of a band called 'syrup?' they have a rad song that is along those same lines called 'sexy swimming pool.' i will send you the mp3 if you like, and if i can figger it out. (bit technologically challenged, despite it all).
yeah, man, i met that kurtz fella in real life this spring in chicago--we had a blast and also bonded quite a bit. he's a good human. i have a hilarious photo of him drinking a beer and my boot-clad foot up in the air next to him. random. funny.
uh...oh yeah...i *just must* comment on anthony keidis. i was just listening to 'uplift mofo party plan' the other day, and fuck if i don't have a thing for their older stuff. they definitely are way off the trail in their senesence these days, but whatever. that does not detract from some of their early brilliance. they really were one of a kind once upon a time. oh, yeah...and mike patton does rule the planet, but i bet he learned a thing or two from the first chili peppers album. hmm?
anyhoo, good day, young fella.
I just wrote in Alisa's journal about how festive and hilarious my grave site is gonna be. Go check it out, I recommend it. I'm not going to copyright it or anything so feel free to have your various lawyers draw up similar plans. The earth would be a much better place with a bunch of giant Rip Taylor statues with constantly lit sparklers strewn...
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cheech:
It's funny but I like to read poetry without rhyme, and appreciate when musicians don't rhyme, but I feel compelled to rhyme when I write my own lyrics, too. I think dumb rhyme adds comedy and if you're lyrics are... dumb... then adding comedy is a good idea.
That Foghat song is in Dazed and Confused, I think. I disliked that film in the theater but I liked it more on TV a couple months ago.
There was a time when the Barnes & Barnes video- compilation title made me go around singing, "Zabagabee/ ga zabba gabba zee" all day.
That Foghat song is in Dazed and Confused, I think. I disliked that film in the theater but I liked it more on TV a couple months ago.
There was a time when the Barnes & Barnes video- compilation title made me go around singing, "Zabagabee/ ga zabba gabba zee" all day.
anonymouse:
Hey! I like you. You're neat; therefore, I am befriending you. Whee!
I was listening to The Fantmas a couple of nights ago. I think I might like the "Director's Cut" album a bit more than the self-titled album. I like the "Spider Baby" track best.
I remember how not too long ago I thought Anthony Kiedis seemed like a pretty cool guy. Then that feud between Mike Patton and Kiedis erupted, and Kiedis came out looking like a dicksmack. FUN FACT! Google "Anthony Kiedis." The only category that pops up is "Arts > Music > Bands and Artists > M > Mr. Bungle." I think this is proof enough that Mr. Bungle and Faith No More are of more importance than the Red Hot Chili Peppers, who suck now. In my mind, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Dave Matthews Band are irrevocably linked because they are two bands that will always be played at frat parties.
If you're not familiar with the Kiedis/Patton feud, Anthony Kiedis accused Mike Patton of imitating his stage presence or whatever. I forget why, but I know Kiedis was able to get Mr. Bungle kicked off the line-up of some huuuuuuuge Australian music even the Red Hot Chili Peppers were headlining. What a dick!
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I was listening to The Fantmas a couple of nights ago. I think I might like the "Director's Cut" album a bit more than the self-titled album. I like the "Spider Baby" track best.
I remember how not too long ago I thought Anthony Kiedis seemed like a pretty cool guy. Then that feud between Mike Patton and Kiedis erupted, and Kiedis came out looking like a dicksmack. FUN FACT! Google "Anthony Kiedis." The only category that pops up is "Arts > Music > Bands and Artists > M > Mr. Bungle." I think this is proof enough that Mr. Bungle and Faith No More are of more importance than the Red Hot Chili Peppers, who suck now. In my mind, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Dave Matthews Band are irrevocably linked because they are two bands that will always be played at frat parties.
If you're not familiar with the Kiedis/Patton feud, Anthony Kiedis accused Mike Patton of imitating his stage presence or whatever. I forget why, but I know Kiedis was able to get Mr. Bungle kicked off the line-up of some huuuuuuuge Australian music even the Red Hot Chili Peppers were headlining. What a dick!
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The day had been teetering on a pair of termite infested stilts from the get go. Thankfully, there was some Cherry Coke and remnants of Beef Jerky available in the breakroom. Had there not been, some poor fuck would have had a chunk missing from their beak. You know, desperate times and all of that. The death knell to they day hit when the CLOSED...
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cheech:
Friday night and the lights are low.. . . .
I think a good day in the record store would be "Dish It Out" by The Contortions set on repeat for 8 hours. As a matter of fact, it wouldn't be a bad idea at the library, either.
I think a good day in the record store would be "Dish It Out" by The Contortions set on repeat for 8 hours. As a matter of fact, it wouldn't be a bad idea at the library, either.
sakita:
i hate abba.
i hear it all the time
gah
id rather eat worms
i hear it all the time
gah
id rather eat worms
Man, I want to rock out. I wanna jam out wit mah clam out. I've got some ideas for song titles and lyrics will be a breeze. Next on my "waste of money" list will be some exotic intruments. Maybe some silly and dangerous percussion. I know some people who own a digeridoo and a Fender Rhodes. I'm sure they will let me borrow it....
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rxqueen:
mmmm fugazi *drools*
you have such great journals!!!
you have such great journals!!!
cheech:
It's funny; I had been thinking about doing a photography class, then wondered if the $500+ it would cost (for class, camera, developing) wouldn't be better off spent on a guitar and mixing software (more like $200 or less)...I had been waiting for my friend Jimmy to show some interest in recording with me but since that ain't gonna happen I might just want to lay some things down myself. I have a keyboard (needs a stand) and just some wacky lyrics.
"Hey Dusty, what are you listening to?"
"Whuh?. In my head or on the stereo?"
"What's playing on the stereo?"
"Could be Captain Beefheart. I really don't have a fucking clue. Try back in about one hour."
"Are you serious?"
"All the time"
"It's just a simple question."
"Maybe you should be asking the bigger questions. Getting closer to that bigger picture."
"You know, they...
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"Whuh?. In my head or on the stereo?"
"What's playing on the stereo?"
"Could be Captain Beefheart. I really don't have a fucking clue. Try back in about one hour."
"Are you serious?"
"All the time"
"It's just a simple question."
"Maybe you should be asking the bigger questions. Getting closer to that bigger picture."
"You know, they...
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cheech:
I see you listed The Godz in your favorite bands... weren't there two bands called The Godz, one of them like The Fugs and the other like some doped-out 70s biker-rockers?
I think there are some words missing above... and if you filled them in, then all I'd need is a total explanation of what the fug is going on.
I need to spend some time with this Warlocks CD for when they come here, and I need the new Dandys and Ween too.
Regarding what Quebec songs I've heard so far from live downloads, I have to say-- I've not enjoyed "If You Could Save Yourself"... some Ween fans love it, though. Then again, there was a time when I didn't like "Joppa Road."
"Chocolate Town" is a great song... someone on Amazon called it country-pop, that isn't far off... "Zoloft" is okay. I think of it in the same vein as "Albino Sunburn Girl," a fuggin long zonk-out-type track.
Damn, I still need to burn you my studio Ween stuff.
I'm contemplating buying some Sigmund the Sea Monster on DVD. I'd like to buy the whole series but it's like $80. I don't really remember it very clearly (I was three years old) but it has Rip Taylor.
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I think there are some words missing above... and if you filled them in, then all I'd need is a total explanation of what the fug is going on.
I need to spend some time with this Warlocks CD for when they come here, and I need the new Dandys and Ween too.
Regarding what Quebec songs I've heard so far from live downloads, I have to say-- I've not enjoyed "If You Could Save Yourself"... some Ween fans love it, though. Then again, there was a time when I didn't like "Joppa Road."
"Chocolate Town" is a great song... someone on Amazon called it country-pop, that isn't far off... "Zoloft" is okay. I think of it in the same vein as "Albino Sunburn Girl," a fuggin long zonk-out-type track.
Damn, I still need to burn you my studio Ween stuff.
I'm contemplating buying some Sigmund the Sea Monster on DVD. I'd like to buy the whole series but it's like $80. I don't really remember it very clearly (I was three years old) but it has Rip Taylor.
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rxqueen:
wow.
that was pretty darn entertaining

that was pretty darn entertaining
Walk me out in the morning dew. Sounds pretty innocent and eventful. But what if the morning dew is chooped full of insect fogger and other forms of concentrated pesticides?? Get a lung full and hope for the best. I'm finding cockroach carcasses in various points in the store. Genocide has a new face. Genocide has a new name. On this pale horse sat a...
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kurtz:
well, you bested me again...... try a summary next time........
sakita:
yeah wesley was great. i was touched by his passing, the world will be missing out on something. i just wished there were more people who were open to sharing their insight. there is too much bullshit in the world. pc as i am, i mean i understand that some times people shouldnt be pc.
sometimes people need to hear that they are being cunts.
im the one to tell them.
have fun
sometimes people need to hear that they are being cunts.
im the one to tell them.
have fun
Highway to the DANGER ZONE.....DANGER ZONE. I had the day off from work and it's been all fucking gravy in WhiskeyFightPit's Insaneamatorium. Yep, that shit aint even a word but it definetley fits....INSANEAMATORIUM. Kinda reminds me of a Megadeth album or something. Here's what I wrote in Cheech's journal a few minutes ago
You can keep the journals as long as you want. I like...
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cheech:
I should elaborate: I like Broadway Joe. I found his autobio in the used book bin at work a few years ago. I wanted to read it to see him talk about 1) beating the Colts in that Super Bowl, 2) his sex life, 3) the trouble he got in with the NFL for co-running the nightclub Bachelors Three, which attracted "undesirable" gangsters and bookies.
You won't believe this, but these are exactly what the first three chapters cover!! He threatened to quit the NFL and one point, Commissioner Rozelle was so on his ass about the club. The Colts, it turned out, had a super-predictable play book; it was easy for them to dissect their offense. And I find it hard to believe but he said he never dug redheads. A man who could deny the beauty of Laura Prepon?? Huh, I'm shocked.
I also watched about 10 minutes of CC and Company.
You won't believe this, but these are exactly what the first three chapters cover!! He threatened to quit the NFL and one point, Commissioner Rozelle was so on his ass about the club. The Colts, it turned out, had a super-predictable play book; it was easy for them to dissect their offense. And I find it hard to believe but he said he never dug redheads. A man who could deny the beauty of Laura Prepon?? Huh, I'm shocked.
I also watched about 10 minutes of CC and Company.
alisa:
this is what happens hen you have the day off
oh man. you have so much more energy when you're away from those drones at your job.

Toto has some solid ass hooks. I will give them that. I will also give them a harpoon with Lou Gerhigs disease on the tip. Was it worth it, Steve Lukather? Well, you were part of the glorious Grand Theft Auto Vice City soundtrack. God Bless Rockstar North. My own personal ventilation device. Give the pedestrians names and get to the butcherin'
GO SENSELESS VIRTUA-SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!...
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GO SENSELESS VIRTUA-SLAUGHTER!!!!!!!...
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cheech:
I still love the Replacements interview where the guy asked (you gotta remember, this is in, like, 1989) "When are you gonna do a solo album, Paul?" and Slim Dunlap goes "He's done 7 solo albums already," and the interviewer writes that he "survives a nasty glance from Stinson." and Paul just goes, "What am I gonna do? hire Jeff Pocono to play drums??"
Ach...poor, dead Jeff Porcaro! I have to admit, I love "Africa". Cuz I grow restless longing for some solitary company, and Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti. That's a fuck of a couplet. David Paitch rocks my balls.
So you didn't like the sound of oil rig dishwashing? It's true; some of those poor fuckers do the entire rig's laundry. And that would sugck.
Ach...poor, dead Jeff Porcaro! I have to admit, I love "Africa". Cuz I grow restless longing for some solitary company, and Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti. That's a fuck of a couplet. David Paitch rocks my balls.
So you didn't like the sound of oil rig dishwashing? It's true; some of those poor fuckers do the entire rig's laundry. And that would sugck.
cheech:
ps - Oh, but as for the fugcking Air Force, I'd rather do 22000 oil rigs' laundry than get shot down by a SAM missile and have all my teeth knocked out in the Hanoi Hilton...but hey, join up if you want to, it's not like we have a warmongering president in the Whi....oop, nevermind.
ARE YOU DRINKIN' WITH ME JESUS? This Jello Biafra/Mojo Nixon song pretty much somes up my life. The only song that touches me on that level is IN DREAMS by Roy Orbison. That's enough of all that crazy talk.
typical conversation I have with women
"Hello, my names Dusty"
"Good luck with the whole living in the dumpster look. Later on scuzzball. Call me when...
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typical conversation I have with women
"Hello, my names Dusty"
"Good luck with the whole living in the dumpster look. Later on scuzzball. Call me when...
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ROCKIN' ROCKIN' LEPRACHAUNS!!!!
Here's a list of things I would rather be doing than going to work and smiling.
Fishing in Jamaica with Tom Waits. This speaks for itself.
Romantic shack up with Asia Argento in Midland, Texas. We'll go to Denny's and get the Grand Slam breakfast and then do some of that Absinthe in her Prada bag. Then we would make some sweet...
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Here's a list of things I would rather be doing than going to work and smiling.
Fishing in Jamaica with Tom Waits. This speaks for itself.
Romantic shack up with Asia Argento in Midland, Texas. We'll go to Denny's and get the Grand Slam breakfast and then do some of that Absinthe in her Prada bag. Then we would make some sweet...
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alisa:
hey you...i'll go get you that link for both of those parties i was talking about wanting to go to. i'll be back in just a sec.
but to answer your question if you haven't figured it out yet means that i had a photose accepted and i'm in limbo to go to full SG status.
what that means for you is that if my set is put up as a new girl you and everyone else will get to see my completely 100% naked
be rught back
edit: here's the halloween one:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Hook-Up/21690/
and here's the one in cleveland next month:
http://suicidegirls.com/groups/SGOHIO/journals/9586/
check it out or i'm going to kick your robotussin drinking ass!!

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but to answer your question if you haven't figured it out yet means that i had a photose accepted and i'm in limbo to go to full SG status.
be rught back
edit: here's the halloween one:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Hook-Up/21690/
and here's the one in cleveland next month:
http://suicidegirls.com/groups/SGOHIO/journals/9586/
check it out or i'm going to kick your robotussin drinking ass!!
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cheech:
yesyesYESyesYEAH! I'm getting God Says Fuck You!!! God Says Fuckin A, Cheech is gonna be punk-rock-partying in a few days! I found it on Half.com and just got the confirmation of sale!!!!!
Now I just gotta start finding those Frank Lowe CDs...
in answer to your earlier question, if you mean We Love Life I hadn't gotten it yet. The first time I listened to it in the store I wasn't liking it, but now I'm thinking I do like it. Shit, I need to buy Quebec; the Ween boys have promised a sick, dark, brown album...
I have to veer from you on the Mike Tyson front; I've read too many stories. I like crazy boxers (the pugilists, not the shorts), but he's a bit out there for me...
Now I just gotta start finding those Frank Lowe CDs...
in answer to your earlier question, if you mean We Love Life I hadn't gotten it yet. The first time I listened to it in the store I wasn't liking it, but now I'm thinking I do like it. Shit, I need to buy Quebec; the Ween boys have promised a sick, dark, brown album...
I have to veer from you on the Mike Tyson front; I've read too many stories. I like crazy boxers (the pugilists, not the shorts), but he's a bit out there for me...
anne magnuson? from bong water?
my boyfriend (live in) knows i have crushes, my biggest crush is on his brother, who also knows i have a crush on him. (i think) my boyfriend is A OK with it. we have an open relationship. have never seen fit to go out side of the relationship yet.
5 years and counting
we both think that just because we have a relationship doesnt mean that we arent human.
im hungry, i got train tickets in the mail today, going to stockholm for halloween.
we are going to museums, and then of course we are going out on halloween night.
i dunno
oh well.
have fun.
e
I'm not really into wrestling, but... I'll asssume this might have the same appeal my friends' dorky 1960s Iron Man cartoons did.
I am way behind in listening to CDs.