When I grow up I wanna marry BraveLilToaster and settle down. I'm cool with open relationships and bad television. She could date as many other people as she wanted and watch as much Blossom as her heart would see fit. In the living room we'd have a huge poster of Lux Interior wrapping his mike cord around some poor psychobilly's noggin. I worship at the...
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Gay swordfight
All saints day
Peppermint Palace
wingdinger of a wax job
crappin' you negative
like the day is long
scammin' tourists
pushin'
stealin'
cherish the days
when you seemed almost there
we're all great at something
some gypsy fiddle
and an empty pocket
square one feels like home
I think responsibility is a shield and a sword all in one. You use it as...
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All saints day
Peppermint Palace
wingdinger of a wax job
crappin' you negative
like the day is long
scammin' tourists
pushin'
stealin'
cherish the days
when you seemed almost there
we're all great at something
some gypsy fiddle
and an empty pocket
square one feels like home
I think responsibility is a shield and a sword all in one. You use it as...
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alisa:
that is SOOOO kick ass!!! i would love for it all to be a giagantic jungly gym and playground. and everyday would be recess. 
re: incurable illness/movers: you are so bad!!!
but incredibly funny. that made me laugh my ass off. sorry it took me so long to get back to you. i miss the times we used to have to post all the time. i miss so many people on here. hopefully now that i'm in my new place i can more time to be on herelike i used to.
catch ya later though for sure
xxx
re: incurable illness/movers: you are so bad!!!
but incredibly funny. that made me laugh my ass off. sorry it took me so long to get back to you. i miss the times we used to have to post all the time. i miss so many people on here. hopefully now that i'm in my new place i can more time to be on herelike i used to.
catch ya later though for sure
xxx
anonymouse:
"Rapist" wit? Do you mean "rapier"? I don't know.
Jem was truly outrageous. And I won't hear otherwise. TRULY OUTRAGEOUS.
Jem was truly outrageous. And I won't hear otherwise. TRULY OUTRAGEOUS.
Throbbine Gristle, Cabaret Voltaire, US Maple, Link Wray, Merzbow, Ash Ra Temple, The Cows, Fantomas, Shellac, Killdozer, Laughing Hyenas, Napalm Death, Autechre, Clinic, High Llamas, A Silver Mt. Zion, Flying Saucer Attack, Tindersticks, US Maple, Birthday Party, Silver Apples, Dalek, Sly & The Family Stone, Charles Mingus, The Gories, Carcass, Painkiller, Stereolab, Leadbelly, The Ramones, Mr. Bungle, John Zorn, Radio Birdman, Mary Timony, Techno Animal,...
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sakita:
i know how lame this is going to sound
but i didnt know elliot smith or his music.
i kinda live in a bubble actually
i could never make a list like yours
of music i like
i like loads of stuff
but some stuff i only like one of their songs
or whatever
but i didnt know elliot smith or his music.
i kinda live in a bubble actually
i could never make a list like yours
of music i like
i like loads of stuff
but some stuff i only like one of their songs
or whatever
kurtz:
i could make a list too........
The rap CD that I do an intro on is now available in stores. People seem to enjoy it. Mainly, it flies over their heads. Not so much that they are stupid, but they're not expecting it on a rap CD. I just assume people are smart and aware of what's going on around them. Basically, I use cleverly arranged vulgarities to lampoon commercial rap...
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olsen:
Hey I want a noise cd!
cheech:
Hi. I can't be President for two main reasons: 1) I'm not 35, 2) I tell the truth.
I was lamenting to my friend Eric that I have so many CDs to listen to now, or more particularly, I want to have time to analyze them all and make great mix CDs on the computer. This would take days.
I was watching Lebowski again. The amount of stuff I'm still just catching onto, especially the repeat uses of words/ phrases... this is one of the best movies ever made. I'm still wondering-- why Gazzara/ Treehorn makes the sketch when he's on the phone? And why does he leave the room then? Much more important to me than some dumb briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
I was also realizing tonight that I need to re-watch Mulholland Drive. Only one viewing under my belt. There was a quote from Robert Altman in the Ebert book; he said he was afraid that when people said they'd seen his movies that they meant they'd seen them once.
I suppose "Hurt" is the best '90s Cash tune... but "I See a Darkness" sure as fugk isn't far off.
I was lamenting to my friend Eric that I have so many CDs to listen to now, or more particularly, I want to have time to analyze them all and make great mix CDs on the computer. This would take days.
I was watching Lebowski again. The amount of stuff I'm still just catching onto, especially the repeat uses of words/ phrases... this is one of the best movies ever made. I'm still wondering-- why Gazzara/ Treehorn makes the sketch when he's on the phone? And why does he leave the room then? Much more important to me than some dumb briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
I was also realizing tonight that I need to re-watch Mulholland Drive. Only one viewing under my belt. There was a quote from Robert Altman in the Ebert book; he said he was afraid that when people said they'd seen his movies that they meant they'd seen them once.
I suppose "Hurt" is the best '90s Cash tune... but "I See a Darkness" sure as fugk isn't far off.
I really can't think of the original reason for me paying for this site. It can't be the naked girls because porn is a-plenty on the information superhighway, You can find a great three way just trying to look up some decent recipes for pork. I wish I could cancel my membership and get the cash back. The site probably was paid for during a...
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cheech:
I always thought Celine Dion sounded like a hockey name... I guess it's the Frenchness, reminds me of Yves Racine and Marcel Dionne, but I also thought that Newt Gingrich and Mo Gaffney sounded like hockey players...
I think there's a lack of dialogue-attempt by people on the Boards which makes the site a bit disappointing (people put their opinion, without any explanations or motivations or rationale, and never come back to the thread to see if anybody maaaybe agreed with them or commented on it). But I'm not ready to leave yet... I think there are some brilliant people around.
Thanks for your Journal post (which did have explanations and rationale); I will comment when I have a chance to read others, and form some definite opinions.
I need a wolf icon... 
I think there's a lack of dialogue-attempt by people on the Boards which makes the site a bit disappointing (people put their opinion, without any explanations or motivations or rationale, and never come back to the thread to see if anybody maaaybe agreed with them or commented on it). But I'm not ready to leave yet... I think there are some brilliant people around.
Thanks for your Journal post (which did have explanations and rationale); I will comment when I have a chance to read others, and form some definite opinions.
I need a wolf icon...
cheech:
I wouldn't mind checking out In the Mouth of Madness some time... was a Carpenter one, right? I think I know who Jurgen is.... anyway, I'll be looking into those things.
Legalized Gangsterism. Sound pretty neat right? You've been watchin' all of those sensational organized crime pictures since you were a child. They seem like great people! What a fantastic and exciting way to live!!!
That isn't remotely true. I had to have four stitches put in back in July. It wound up costing me 600 dollars?? Wait a minute. All that was used in the...
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That isn't remotely true. I had to have four stitches put in back in July. It wound up costing me 600 dollars?? Wait a minute. All that was used in the...
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clara:
All insurance companies are criminal. But you can't get by without it. Which is part of the criminal part.
Round robin, round robin...
Mrs. Robinson is my car. Her gas milage is less than stellar, so I tend to drive my mom's Camry even though it is in no way as cool as a 1969 Chevy Nova.
Round robin, round robin...
Mrs. Robinson is my car. Her gas milage is less than stellar, so I tend to drive my mom's Camry even though it is in no way as cool as a 1969 Chevy Nova.
anonymouse:
I loved Christopher Pike's vampire triology. I forget what it was called, but there were a lot of allusions to Krishna. Hot damn, Krishna was one hot blue bitch.
THINGS I COULD DO WITHOUT
New Hardcore, Punk, and Emo bands. Anyone on the WARPED tour. Stop making what you think Punk is. You don't know how fucking lame you are. Forever Seems Almost April Winter. Enough with names like these. How Hearts Bleed. Julia's Autumnal Diary. Imitation is not a form of flattery. The shit was done with Sunny Day Real Estate and Jawbreaker....
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New Hardcore, Punk, and Emo bands. Anyone on the WARPED tour. Stop making what you think Punk is. You don't know how fucking lame you are. Forever Seems Almost April Winter. Enough with names like these. How Hearts Bleed. Julia's Autumnal Diary. Imitation is not a form of flattery. The shit was done with Sunny Day Real Estate and Jawbreaker....
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clara:
You could very easily just not buy the records. Perhaps you're in the wrong line of work. I'd imagine working in a record store forces you to hear all sorts of things you dislike.
cheech:
Hey, email me yr phone # and what hours your usually around the home. I'll try to call ya sometime. If yr at the store late, well hell, maybe I'll call you there! Sometimes, with this high-tech 'net thing, I forget that I can just call folks...
Anyway, I'm feelin' fine now. I deliberately used the word "sad" and not "depressed" cuz I didn't want to 1) freak people out, 2) suggest, as I said, that I had the big obstacles of others around SG and the world. Some people, when they're sad, they just don't write journals, but I feel obliged to do journals a lot.
Anyway, I'm feelin' fine now. I deliberately used the word "sad" and not "depressed" cuz I didn't want to 1) freak people out, 2) suggest, as I said, that I had the big obstacles of others around SG and the world. Some people, when they're sad, they just don't write journals, but I feel obliged to do journals a lot.
Yeah, I've been on a massive death trip lately. Everything looks pretty grim. People are starting to get to me. It's coming out in these journals. It's a trait I picked up from my old man. The hermit who thinks everyone is an asshole and has nothing to do with them. If you pick a hobby and work most of your days you never have...
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smatt:
Hey thanks for calling.
You're right, our lives seem somewhat parallel. Say, you don't happen to have a weird birthmark shaped like Cuba on the underside... never mind.
I feel the same way about a lot of what you mention in your journal. I actually enjoy my job at the moment, but it's the thought that when I graduate and have to get a proper job I can actually live on that kills me. I don't like the idea of spending 40 years sat behind a desk.
[Edited on Oct 15, 2003 6:03AM]
You're right, our lives seem somewhat parallel. Say, you don't happen to have a weird birthmark shaped like Cuba on the underside... never mind.
I feel the same way about a lot of what you mention in your journal. I actually enjoy my job at the moment, but it's the thought that when I graduate and have to get a proper job I can actually live on that kills me. I don't like the idea of spending 40 years sat behind a desk.
[Edited on Oct 15, 2003 6:03AM]
chiquita:
you need a beer, a silly laugh and a gorgeous green afternoon, my sweets.
this is not me being trite or shallow. this is me telling you what i've learned from going thru hell and worse over many years. cheers, now.
this is not me being trite or shallow. this is me telling you what i've learned from going thru hell and worse over many years. cheers, now.
I like to see other people losing
Can't laugh any harder at their sob stories
"MY HUSBAND BEATS ME, MY SON STOLE MY STEREO FOR CRACK, MY DAUGHTER TOSSES SALAD FOR RENT, CAN YOU BUY MY SUPERTRAMP RECORDS?"
Human misery is pretty neat. Especially when the people are really stupid, ugly, smelly, and lazy. I really like people with drug problems that are at the...
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Can't laugh any harder at their sob stories
"MY HUSBAND BEATS ME, MY SON STOLE MY STEREO FOR CRACK, MY DAUGHTER TOSSES SALAD FOR RENT, CAN YOU BUY MY SUPERTRAMP RECORDS?"
Human misery is pretty neat. Especially when the people are really stupid, ugly, smelly, and lazy. I really like people with drug problems that are at the...
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whiskeyfightpit:
I don't know if I'll be back for awhile
MORE SONG TITLES AND IDEAS. THEY'RE NOT ANY GOOD BUT THEY SOUND ALRIGHT. THE FIRST ONE IS MY ODE TO ALL OF THE T.A.G.'S WITH EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS. THE LESS PEOPLE OCCUPYING SPACE AT TATOO PARLORS, PIERCING CENTERS, HOT TOPIC SHOPS, AND KMFDM SHOWS....THE BETTER.
Teenage American Girls (aren't killing themselves enough)
The sunshine's just right for a race war
Cook me something to eat
Watch...
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Teenage American Girls (aren't killing themselves enough)
The sunshine's just right for a race war
Cook me something to eat
Watch...
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cheech:
Jeez, um, there's some good lines in there at times but... a lil on the hostile side, my man. I'm not as big on the hostile-fun anymore; I'm moving away from the cynicism thing. I'm no moral giant, I guess I've been involved in (too many) mean jokes, but... um, might pursue the more picturesque psychedelia side of things? Like the "Irish up this soda, fuckface" thing? 
doctashock:
What's going on man? Do you need a vocalist for the noise-rock band, because I can use my voice of gold to make the music with my mouth. Oh yeah baby!
The Charlie Feathers CD is even better than I had imagined. There is like this ancient reverb creeping up behind the mix. Gives me an insight to what the My Morning Jacket kids are shooting for. Well, they seem more like a country Galaxie 500 than a decendant of Charlie Feathers but it's hard to shake the comparison. Charlie's CD is perhaps better than any...
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doctashock:
Shit has gotten kinda hectic for me this week, but you will hear from me soon. I guarantee it.
cheech:
I thought that was The Gate you were describing... the priest who hangs himself, then the place is haunted? I dunno much about horror films, though.
In the above sentence, I had another great Cheech typo-- "the priest who hangs hims elf"-- looked almost like "the priest hangs his elf," or "the priest hangs him a elf." That would be an interesting flick, too.
I never really got off on later Stereolab. For me it was Switched On and some of SPace-Age Bachelor Pad. Perhaps if I had the whole catalog playing back to back I wold change my mind. There's is pretty big now.
In the above sentence, I had another great Cheech typo-- "the priest who hangs hims elf"-- looked almost like "the priest hangs his elf," or "the priest hangs him a elf." That would be an interesting flick, too.
I never really got off on later Stereolab. For me it was Switched On and some of SPace-Age Bachelor Pad. Perhaps if I had the whole catalog playing back to back I wold change my mind. There's is pretty big now.
Music collecting is a sickness. It's a little like dancing with Mr. Brownstone. I've never dabbled in the Lou Reed delights but I've read enough Bill Burroughs to the picture. That picture also has little arab cabana boys and mugwump creatures disguised as Private Eyes. I could still get the clue inside all of the Homoerotic Sci-Fi jibba-jabba. Anyway, I've got like 150 dollars worth...
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cheech:
Haha, well it's like this: 1) take a couple days off of work, 2) get drunk, 3) log on to www.homestarrunner.com
IT - - IS - - FUN. FUNNY - and - - FUN.
I suggest you 1) watch the intro, 2) watch all the Characters, 3) read as many of the StrongBad emails as you can, 4) check out the DOWNLOOOOADS! ! ! and the music videos that are under Toons. And play Trogdor the Burninator. Get ready to BURNINATE! ! !
IT - - IS - - FUN. FUNNY - and - - FUN.
I suggest you 1) watch the intro, 2) watch all the Characters, 3) read as many of the StrongBad emails as you can, 4) check out the DOWNLOOOOADS! ! ! and the music videos that are under Toons. And play Trogdor the Burninator. Get ready to BURNINATE! ! !
whiskeyfightpit:
Go listen to some Thin Lizzy. Stop spending so much of your money on other peoples music. Take that money and spend it on instruments so you can make your own music. Also, save some for the odd chance that someone in toen might have some LSD. You can't go wrong there, Cochise. Don't forget to help the less fortunate and to put your faith in god.
JACKIE WILSON SAID:
My heart is crying, crying lonely teardrops
My pillow's never dry of lonely teardrops
Come home, come ho-o-o-o-o-ome
Just say you will (say you will)
Sa-ay you will (say you will)
Hey-ah-hey (say you will)
My heart is crying, crying lonely teardrops
My pillow's never dry of lonely teardrops
Come home, come ho-o-o-o-o-ome
Just say you will, say you-ou-ou wi-ill (say you will)
Sa-ay you will (say you will)
Hey-ah-hey (say you will)
Just give me a-a-a-nother chance for our romance
Come on and tell me that one day you'll retu-u-urn
'cause every day that you've been gone away
You'll know-a my heart does nothing but bu-u-urn
Crying lonely teardrops
My pillow's never dry of lonely teardrops
Come home, come ho-o-o-o-o-ome
Just say you will, say you wi-ill (say you will)
Sa-ay you will (say you will)
Hey-ah-hey (say you will)
Say it right now, baby (say you will)
Come on, come on (say you will)
Say it, darleeeeeeeeeeen (say you will)
Say it right now, baby (say you will)
JACKIE WILSON SAID:
My heart is crying, crying lonely teardrops
My pillow's never dry of lonely teardrops
Come home, come ho-o-o-o-o-ome
Just say you will (say you will)
Sa-ay you will (say you will)
Hey-ah-hey (say you will)
My heart is crying, crying lonely teardrops
My pillow's never dry of lonely teardrops
Come home, come ho-o-o-o-o-ome
Just say you will, say you-ou-ou wi-ill (say you will)
Sa-ay you will (say you will)
Hey-ah-hey (say you will)
Just give me a-a-a-nother chance for our romance
Come on and tell me that one day you'll retu-u-urn
'cause every day that you've been gone away
You'll know-a my heart does nothing but bu-u-urn
Crying lonely teardrops
My pillow's never dry of lonely teardrops
Come home, come ho-o-o-o-o-ome
Just say you will, say you wi-ill (say you will)
Sa-ay you will (say you will)
Hey-ah-hey (say you will)
Say it right now, baby (say you will)
Come on, come on (say you will)
Say it, darleeeeeeeeeeen (say you will)
Say it right now, baby (say you will)
I've been staying with Damon for a few nights now, so maybe we can all get together and hang out. I'd love to hear your opinion on the fact that "They Live" with Rowdy Roddy Piper never stays inside Allied for more than half an hour before somebody buys it.