Hey guys - let's talk movies!
I have been totally into "Shoot 'Em Up" for the past 2 weeks and showing it to everyone because I think it is soooooooooo good!! Over the top action and hilarious dialog - plus Oscar nominated actors!! I thought it was great because it pushed it so far....
....Then, last night, I saw "Goregasm" - Went WAY WAY WAY further! This is a tiny indy porno/slasher film made in New Orleans - it is so wrong it has to be right!! Looks like they got all their friends to get naked for them. Please support small filmmakers - check it out if you dare - there is blood, guts, and fucking every where you look in this one:
http://www.terroroptics.com/pages/main.html
Finally, I found this on YouTube today - This is the morning after our crazy-stoopid commercial parody contest - Douche Whisperer and Le Coques for those of you paying attention to previous vids. I had bought these pickled pig lips and tried all night - unsuccessfully - to get someone to eat them. And by god, Josh (the Retarded Policeman - again for those watching earlier vids) came through for me. You can hear my horrified comments and laughter in the background. They were beyond gross. Even grosser than that deer head cooked in my oven, and the pig butchering party I went to a couple weeks ago. We were all hung over - except for Josh - and the smell was making us all gag. But that shit is funny, yo!
I have been totally into "Shoot 'Em Up" for the past 2 weeks and showing it to everyone because I think it is soooooooooo good!! Over the top action and hilarious dialog - plus Oscar nominated actors!! I thought it was great because it pushed it so far....
....Then, last night, I saw "Goregasm" - Went WAY WAY WAY further! This is a tiny indy porno/slasher film made in New Orleans - it is so wrong it has to be right!! Looks like they got all their friends to get naked for them. Please support small filmmakers - check it out if you dare - there is blood, guts, and fucking every where you look in this one:
http://www.terroroptics.com/pages/main.html
Finally, I found this on YouTube today - This is the morning after our crazy-stoopid commercial parody contest - Douche Whisperer and Le Coques for those of you paying attention to previous vids. I had bought these pickled pig lips and tried all night - unsuccessfully - to get someone to eat them. And by god, Josh (the Retarded Policeman - again for those watching earlier vids) came through for me. You can hear my horrified comments and laughter in the background. They were beyond gross. Even grosser than that deer head cooked in my oven, and the pig butchering party I went to a couple weeks ago. We were all hung over - except for Josh - and the smell was making us all gag. But that shit is funny, yo!
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