some funny shit happened last night, i think you might get a kick out of it....
so I'm sitting at home with my girl and this little skinny emo boy comes by with a big fat bottle of Crown Royal, and a big fat broken heart. Boy can't drink. Boy ends up wearing my girl's clothes (including blue sparkly thong panties) Boy passes out (still... Read More
In the past few months I have been an irresponsible litle brat who whines too much. I have been so preoccupied with the idea of leaving that i have neglected almost everything important in my life. I guess you can say that when I woke up this morning, I saw things a little clearer. I realize that at the moment, my life is here, and... Read More
yeah, well he better just realise how damn lucky he is.
and he BETTER treat you right, or me and every other guy on this site are gonna come after his ass.
Wow. My boyfriend told me to check out your journal because he thought you sounded just like me, and except for the marshmallows, since I've never tried them, we do.
My favorite Disney movie is The Emperor's New Groove, and its always a drinking night.
there's real people in the big trucks that you flip off when they get in your road
you get so hacked but you pay no mind to the great big sign that says oversize load
you really think they can go as fast as you in your 87 trans am
they know you're in a terrible rush, theyre going just as fast as they can.
i feel much better now
-hello kitty sez "cuddling is fun"-