whiskey_____

i know its gross, but sometimes i like to eat frosting plain out of the can.

I know its annoying, but i like to sing along to almost anything that comes on the stereo.

i can hit really hard for a girl (so don't piss me off)

I love the "hand-crafted, all natural" marshmallows from whole foods, damn, i cant get enough of those things.

i like disney movies (as I prepare for the firing squad)

sometimes i wear the same pants for 8 days in a row

hmm, i think its a drinking night.