whirlyknives

i want a job that will just pay me to travel around the US finding weird shit, like the largest turducken, or the largest scrambled egg dish, what to do in Faraway, NE, how many miles to Carhenge from Wall Drug, the exact size and scope of the pink pyramid, what's upstairs in Elvis's house. i want to be that guy that finds all these things out, and then writes kitschy travel books about them. where do i apply for this job?