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Thanks for all the love, I am glad I am back.

So... without a car and without a Valentine I want to go to this happy little event. I'd love to see all the SGLA clowns so come out and laugh at me, the gimp. Come on, it's always fun to laugh at a gimp, isn't it?

If you wanna give me a ride there I'll like you even more. I'll like... pay for your ticket or make out with you if you're hot or something like that.

In other news... I'm starting to listen to more R&B these days... why is that?

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Another Thailand Experience:

While dancing and tripping one night at a really creepy club I witnessed a drunken Aussie chap get seduced by a lady boy. It was so obvious to me that this particular one was a man, but apparently the drunken Aussie couldn't tell. They were sorta dacing apart when "she" sorta drifted his way and started rubbin up on him. The aussie guy, no more than 22 years old and obviously drunk as a skunk, gets this big 'ol grin on his face and starts playing along. They were rubbing up on each other and all grinding on the dance floor.

Then they started kissing.

Eventually they scurry off to a corner of the club and I lost sight of them. But no more than a few minutes later, security is rushing in and tosses the Aussie and the lady boy out. Apparently the guy finally tried to grab some naughty bits and got a big surprise...