"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
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Happy Thanksgiving all!
Love grows in me like a tumor,
parasites bent on devouring its host.
I'm developing my sense of humor,
till I can laugh at my heart between your teeth,
till I can laugh at my face beneath your feet.
Skillet on the stove is such a temptation,
maybe I'll be the lucky one that doesnt get burned.
What the fuck was I thinking?
Love plows...
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parasites bent on devouring its host.
I'm developing my sense of humor,
till I can laugh at my heart between your teeth,
till I can laugh at my face beneath your feet.
Skillet on the stove is such a temptation,
maybe I'll be the lucky one that doesnt get burned.
What the fuck was I thinking?
Love plows...
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richardson:
well, THAT's a hell of a thank you for one tiny comment. 
willow:
Indeed it is Gunnison.
Where else can you get wrinkly naked guys frolicking in the background of your set?
Where else can you get wrinkly naked guys frolicking in the background of your set?
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severus:
Maybe.
severus:
It sure is 
severus:
it's expensive to make a troll look okay though. i'm hungry. are you good today sir? haven't seen a pic of you in a looong time.
10/12 Bill Maher
New Rule: Show me a man wearing an American flag pin in his lapel, and I'll show you an asshole. I'm sure there are exceptions, but in general people need to remember that lapels aren't for wearing pins to create the illusion that you're supporting the troops. They're for wearing ribbons to create the illusion that you're helping cure a disease.
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New Rule: Show me a man wearing an American flag pin in his lapel, and I'll show you an asshole. I'm sure there are exceptions, but in general people need to remember that lapels aren't for wearing pins to create the illusion that you're supporting the troops. They're for wearing ribbons to create the illusion that you're helping cure a disease.
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severus:
just had a friend throwing up tons of blood from an ulcer caused by coffee and stress, so... nah i think i can stay off the coffee in the future too.
what's going on with you?
what's going on with you?
lizardam:
Thanks!
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keena:
ouf...i saw this picture on tv... thats really hot.. disturbing..our society is like that today.
vienna:
you win an award for being super cheeky smart funny....I call it the seemarunny award bravooo!! I made it up and there's no physical award for it but hey its an award
I made it up and there's no physical award for it but hey its an awardRugby World Cup 2007
USA 21, Samoa 25....
We suck BALLS at International sports.
P.S.
European girls are hot!
USA 21, Samoa 25....
We suck BALLS at International sports.
P.S.
European girls are hot!
severus:
Thank you
"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
Bertrand Russell
See you in a few weeks......
Bertrand Russell
See you in a few weeks......
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severus:
thank you! it's amazing. really big. really. i can't believe it. i've been smiling all day! how are you doing? is paris pretty in the fall?
richardson:
huh? no, i'm not pissed at all. what makes you think i'm mad at you? in fact i'm still sleeping on the doormat waiting for your mail.
how are things?
how are things?
I knew what you meant....i just wanted you to say it....haha
i love woody. always.