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Monday Dec 26, 2005

Dec 26, 2005
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I'm updating so that I'd get rid of the picture of me in droopy leather pants. Leather pants should be tight, what's wrong with me?

Nobody guessed the name of this band from the last journal entry:


They were featured on the rockumentary "Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas." Here's Emmett's band. Emmett is on washtub bass, Wendell the porcupine is on jug. I don't know the names of the other two otters on cigar box guitar and washboard.




The otters would've easily taken the talent show loot if not for these guys from the neighboring town of riverbottom. They wiped the floor with little emmett and his fuzzy ho-down pals. Anyhow, here's their name and a sample of their lyrics.


WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT
WE DO ANYTHING THAT WE WISH
WE'VE GOT NO RESPECT
FOR ANIMAL, BIRDIE, OR FISH

THE GRASS DOES NOT GROW ON THE PLACES WHERE WE STOP AND STAND
RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND wooo

WE KNOW WE'RE A MESS
OUR KIND DOES NOT LIKE TO BE CLEAN
WE DON'T BRUSH OUR TEETH
CAUSE OUR TOOTHACHES HELP US STAY MEAN


RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND

RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND

RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND
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kenyon:
"If you could keep her focused she would tell you wonderful stories about things that happened sixty or more years prior, but nothing whatsoever about yesterday."

same here. my favorite grandma stories are about when she was in the army (WAC) in her early 20's. she looks adorable in photos - the helmet with the dark red lipstick. kind of an unwitting precursor to sg.

"Blyss makes me dizzy she's so fucking hot."

can i tell her you said so? wink

either way, i concur. useless aside: she and i have the same birthday.

"Do you think there's a tactful way for me to explain that she could do so much better than him? him meaning the chopper of course."

dude, ok, i don't know you well at all, yet i KNEW you'd comment something to this affect ^. my universe feels so much less chaotic with the bit of order you provide.

tomorrow i get to hook up with an old friend from SF. also on the agenda: meet with potentially sketch photographer at seedy photo studio to explore doing a shoot. apparently they shot marilyn manson's latest wife there. some pinup model named something von tease. color me sold!

bedtime.
Dec 28, 2005
kenyon:
dude, no! i'm drowning in the chaos! wink

of course i wasn't insinuating that you're predictable or boring in the least. can i help it if i'm outrageously perceptive? wink
Dec 30, 2005

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