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Sunday Oct 09, 2005

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This is fun, I stole the idea, but it's still fun. Google "(your name) needs" and see what it is that you need. Here's what I need:

Erik needs an heir in order to receive aid in regaining his title, lands and
children, stolen from him by his treacherous brother Nicholas. ...

i suppose Raoul adn Christine belong together but Eric needs a girl i think. ...
And I totally agree that Erik needs someone. Badly. ...

Every now and then, Erik needs a break from people. So he ties flies and
dangles them in front of unsuspecting trout

Erik needs to jump across the electrical field, climb up the ladder ... Erik and
Olaf need to go right, down the ladder, right & bash the wall. ...

and finally:
Eric Clapton Needs Your Help.
-Well it's only 40 years too late that he's asking me for advice, but here it is: DON'T LEAVE THE YARDBIRDS, ERIK.
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guitargeek:
"With college just ahead, Justin needs to maximize right now."

Justin needs parent(s) who will encourage emotional, social, and intellectual progress within a closed classroom setting.

justin needs to stop being gay and start playing smash brothers again.

Justin Needs Help!
Our man Justin, a multi-talented but exceedingly poor man, not only wrenches at Cycles Gaansari, he also plays guitar in two Dayton-based bands. He needs your help.

Justin needs to find a way to make sales grow - but advertising is expensive.

Justin needs game experience and needs to rely more upon his own decision-making abilities. Justin needs to work hardest on pushing the ball straight down the floor at break-neck speed, rather than weaving east and west. He needs to just blow past the defender rather than trying to go around.

Justin needs to take that warning off the speed test page and make sure the
tests work with VM

Justin needs help, but to whom can he turn?

Justin needs a friend

Justin needs to be *immediately hospitalized* and monitored while the infection is taken care of.

Justin needs more heroin.

Justin needs a happy ending, something to make everything right

Justin needs to grow up

Justin needs to write songs about other things besides life experiences

Justin needs a warm and loving family that will provide a safe and nurturing
environment where he will continue to flourish.

Justin needs to go home and watch it on television

Justin needs your help now

Justin needs a car to get around

Justin needs to learn a lesson from Corey Feldman

Justin needs a hook to hang his vocals on

Justin needs to explain to us how tweaking genes to amp a kid's IQ coerces them
or constrains their choices in any way

Justin needs to date ME

"I think Justin needs a new heart"

Justin needs some closure
Oct 9, 2005
heterochromia:
Mattie needs a lot of equipment to fish. Mattie needs your help! Mattie needs the healing power of prayer. What Mattie needs most is company. Mattie needs about forty dollars to get the pin. Mattie needs some love. Mattie needs Sophie to listen. Mattie needs me now more than he did at age four. Mattie needs to help the chef organize his kitchen as food orders arrive. Mattie needs his challenge, dependence, and love. Mattie needs someone with the time to train her, but shes already learning no and sit. Mattie needs you! Mattie needs help keeping the various tractors, balers and sprinklers in working order, so she advertises for a "hired man." Mattie needs to pick up her kids. Mattie needs a nice butt-kicking every once
in a while.

Cripes. I didn't realize I was so fucked up.

Oct 9, 2005

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