It's deer season.

Every fucking chuckle head and yokel will pile into their Ford F150 and head into the woods. Their crooked toothed children will carry with them bags of ammo, covered head to toe in camouflage. They'll set up their tree stands and perch themselves high. They'll wait for some hideous looking over grown horned rat to appear through the brush. They'll pull the...
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Alive

Listen to while doing manly things, ie. rebuilding engines, moving furniture


Listen to after you've been cut off at the bar, because you weren't making an ass out of yourself.


Listen to on Wendsday to remind yourself you'll be working Saturday.


Listen to while cleaning your house. Remember, "out of sight, out of..."

They will rely on the idea that because we are simple people, that we also simpletons.

Cursing is out and corndogs are in.

if you can remember what you did last night

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The cello, it just didn't gain the notoriety of the guitar. Due in part to it's large size and John Cougar Mellencamp's resistance to carry one on his back. Cause' the cello ain't gonna get you laid.

People tend, atleast in my opinion, to fuck up the simplest of things. For instance, people listen to songs wrong. The best way I can relate it, is like listening to an audio book. That's fucking up a book.

Way to go, assholes.

Thanksgiving 2010

Someone once said that friends are god's way of making up for family. I don't know if that's true since most of my friends piss me on a daily basis, whilst my family only pisses me off during the holidays. Though I do believe they make up for lost time.

I arrive at my father's house at 11:15 after driving past the local...
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