Infallible truths
Vegetables need to be steamed
Cigarettes taste better lit with a match
Decaff is worthless
Big brother is watching you
Mexican beer is questionable
You can never have enough batteries
Only 15 year old boys enjoy shaving
You're ex is getting fat, but so are you
In her day, you're mom sucked dick
Hardwood floors aren't worth the trouble
It's impossible to grow a Morel
If you're drinking wine out of a glass, you're doing it wrong
Spellcheck has saved careers
Steve Jobs was an asshole
Portmanteaus piss you off
Vegetables need to be steamed
Cigarettes taste better lit with a match
Decaff is worthless
Big brother is watching you
Mexican beer is questionable
You can never have enough batteries
Only 15 year old boys enjoy shaving
You're ex is getting fat, but so are you
In her day, you're mom sucked dick
Hardwood floors aren't worth the trouble
It's impossible to grow a Morel
If you're drinking wine out of a glass, you're doing it wrong
Spellcheck has saved careers
Steve Jobs was an asshole
Portmanteaus piss you off
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Glad you clarified, whatswrong. Numbers can be so confusing.