whatshisnuts

My favorite dancer, Ivy, didn't give me the same greeting that she usually does last night. I'm not sure if it was because she didn't recognize me because it has been so long since I've seen her. I mean, I know that she sees thousands of guys every week, but we had a special bond and she would yoink my piercings. Last night, she just ran her hand down the middle of my chest with just a "Hi". I found it to be a little upsetting. Hopefully, I can get over it before they find her body

I went to work this morn straight from the tittie bar. The only thing better than that is going home from a boobular bar with money left. And the only thing better than that is going home to/with your lover and boning like horny midgets glistening in the sun .

Liz Rocks! So go give Rubievixen all of your Happy Birthnut wishes for the day.

I'm hungry.

If a girl that I kind of know through here has to go to jail, I'm baking her a cake with a saw in it. I've done it before. Granted the saw wasn't supposed to be in there the first time I did it, but I'm sure I could find where I messed up in the recipe and do it again.

Nikki ate my monkey head. I always thought it was a bear.

I think that is all I can do right now.
Take care!
Love Ya's!