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Tommy's back home
With his bagels and his scones
I never got off
On OREO Double STUFF
But I can love
Yeah.. I can love
(Sorry... I listened to All The Young Dudes today. I needed my own version)

If you haven't read StephanieSays journal, I am the Tin Man. I found it very fitting since I am heartless. So with the help of Firefly, I obtained the song.


If I Only Had a Heart

When a man's an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kinda human
If I only had a heart

I'd be tender
I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart

Picture me
A balcony
Above a voice sings low
Where for art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat
How sweet
Just to register emotion
Jealousy, devotion
And really feel the part
I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart

AND HERE'S The Wiz version
Diana Ross - Slide Some Oil to Me Lyrics
(charlie smalls)

Slide some oil to me
Let it trickle down my spine
If you don?t have s.t.p.
Crisco will do just fine

Slide some to my elbows
And to my fingers if you would
Slide some oil to me, girl
Whoo! don?t that feel good!

Slide some oil to my feet, look
I got toes again
Come on and slide some oil to my knees
And let me see if I can bend

Slide some oil to me
I?m beginning to feel just fine
Slide some oil down my throat
And let me lubricate my mind

Slide some oil to me
Go ahead, hit my shoulder blades
Those who don?t have to lubricate
Sure got it made
Slide some oil to me
Let it slip down my side
Laying there in one position
Sure does make me tired

Now watch me dance!

And let me lubricate my mind