whatisthelight

Hey everybody I thought I would update my journal because, well, I'm drunk and I always have bad judgement when I'm drunk and so yeah here goes... Went and saw Chuck P. tonight not to be confused with Chuck D. who is equally important but in an entirely different way. He was very cool, read a new short story that will be part of his upcoming book "Haunted" it was very sad but also very cutting, occasionally humorous in a black sort of way (and I don't mean like Wayans brothers, In Living Color, Dave Chappelle sort of black) and poignant like most of his writing. After the reading he threw stuffed animals out to the crowd and gave everyone who asked him a question a plush flower. He kinda reminded me of the Wayne Coyne of literary readings in this respect. Went to Karaoke after and well the new guy, the FNG, well he was, um, kind of an asshole prima donna and I think we should find a new Karaoke bar and that sucked to have this be Adore's last karaoke cause she is going to live in some sherpa hut somewhere building aquaducts where karaoke doesn't exist (inside joke for those who were there and since those who were there are the only ones that read my journal every one who reads this will get it). I love a good drunken run-on sentence don't you, doesn't everybody. We did get to witness some fine "Cops in Pioneer Square" action. Drunks and crack whores and bums oh my. Honky is being kinda friendly to me tonight. I called her name and she came over and rubbed up against my hand and I let her do this a couple of times rather than petting her so she wouldn't freak out and hiss at me but the fact that she came over when I called her is a good sign. Oh Honky why do you torment me so with your unpredictable petulant behavior. So anyway I am signing off. I am going to go masturbate for peace now or for my own sanity because goddamn I am lonely 'specially after hanging out with some of the fine women who call SGSeattle home. Look under my current crush listing if you need to know more otherwise. Good night kids and god bless America.