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hangovers... ick. </3

i got a little too crazy last night. went to the bars of kent with 4 friends last night and got hammered. i was such a loud, obnoxious, drunk asshole. i invented a new insane giggle somehow and could not stop it from escaping my lips, over and over. it was gigglefest '05... the highlight? when i threw up. i stole my friends drink (cuz he was playing the role of nancy the nurse) and chugged it, not realizing that it was beyond room temperature. after several minutes of trying to hold it down, i lost it. all over the booth. it was just one quick, yet powerful, hurl. i got it all over another friend's hand and his pants... he just LOVED me for it. i laughed hysterically as the 5 of us sprinted out of that bar... the two girls we were with set me on trial in the street. i was found guilty of being a jackass and sentenced to numerous slaps in the face. not hateful slaps, tho. more like "lets see how drunk this fuck really is" slaps. i enjoyed myself

now i'm really hungover. i have 7562385 loads of laundry to do, so i should probably get started on that... doing stuff sucks.