Hmmm.. ok. What to blog about. Hmmmm...hmmm HMMMMMM. Ya know...you'd think I wouldn't really have an issue coming up with something to BS about, since probably all of about ZERO and a half people read this. But oh no. Nope, I struggle with these things. Why? I dunno. I think it's the lack of patience to actually do some constructive brainstorming BEFORE writing anything, and the subsequent "fuck it" and giving up. Then I just go searching for locals on SG, PM'ing them useless little haiku's, blerbs, flirts, jokes, and just plain ol' random jibber jabber.
Anywho (light bulb - now I know what to write about!), I've been thinking about moving to California. WOW! an east-coaster wanting to relocate to the west coast....super original ! I don't give a shit, I want to try it. One of my friends did it, he was from Jersey and he just packed up his car and drove out one day. That was so totally awesome on his part. I don't have the balls to do that really, so I'm you know... "planning it out". Yeah. Whatever that means. I think it means I'm just saving up all my money (no more frivolous spending), sell off my shit that I never use in the first place, and then spend most of my day at work googling Cali pics and drooling all over my keyboard. Yeah...that sounds about right. Hey I can dream right? Right?
Uh oh...I've gone and written too much. SHIT. I better stop here before I empty my creativity bank for the year.
-Jake
Anywho (light bulb - now I know what to write about!), I've been thinking about moving to California. WOW! an east-coaster wanting to relocate to the west coast....super original ! I don't give a shit, I want to try it. One of my friends did it, he was from Jersey and he just packed up his car and drove out one day. That was so totally awesome on his part. I don't have the balls to do that really, so I'm you know... "planning it out". Yeah. Whatever that means. I think it means I'm just saving up all my money (no more frivolous spending), sell off my shit that I never use in the first place, and then spend most of my day at work googling Cali pics and drooling all over my keyboard. Yeah...that sounds about right. Hey I can dream right? Right?
Uh oh...I've gone and written too much. SHIT. I better stop here before I empty my creativity bank for the year.
-Jake
