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Whoever is squishing my head, please stop. The room is still spinning and I can't get off my bed without an equilibrium check.

Dear Beer,
We laughed. We cried. Then I realised something. Last night you hurt me. I thought you were my friend but you hurt my feelings. I don't think Izzy is going to be happy with that little present you left in his toilet.


Dear hot stripper,
Thank you for showing me the joys of baby oil. Thank you for kissing my ink.

Dear Thomas,
How the fuck did you get home? When did you leave? I was passed out in my car. Hehe.



I am so glad that's it for the wedding parties. Now just one wedding to go...