wesb

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh do your balls hang low, can you swing em to and fro, can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow? Do you get a funny feeling when you hang em from the ceiling, oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.

Insomnia is so boring, all my boring friends actually sleep and there's nowt on tv. Can't play my guitar cos the neighbour's baby needs sleep too, the miserly little git, and I've run out of books.

God bless t'internet...