"If I was a scientist, you know what I would clone? hotdogs. ....Imagine a world with an endless supply of hotdogs! You could have a hotdog any time you wanted! They'd be so abundant, they'd become our currency. Twenty hotdogs would equal roughly a nickel...depending on the strength on the Yen, I'm not quite sure. You know what? I'm getting ahead of myself, let's just pray that we can clone one of these...these hotdogs. Hey. If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?"
"What??"
"I know I would. First I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious! So, would ya?"
"I DON'T KNOW."
"Don't jerk me around, Norm, it's a simple question. A baby could answer it. If you were a hotdog....and you were starving....would you eat yourself?!"
"I guess so"
"Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend. If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off."
"What??"
"I know I would. First I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious! So, would ya?"
"I DON'T KNOW."
"Don't jerk me around, Norm, it's a simple question. A baby could answer it. If you were a hotdog....and you were starving....would you eat yourself?!"
"I guess so"
"Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend. If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off."
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you read my mind!
if the moon was made of spare ribs, would you eat it?
i would, and i'd polish it off with a tall cool budweiser.
how's it goin?