wendy

Five Things You May Not Know About My Time In School Are:

1. I missed an average of one out of five days my senior year of high school
2. on those one out of five days, i was incredibly stoned. the other days i was high too, just not incredibly stoned.
3. in high school we drank during class. especially on halloween.
4. in college ... i've changed my major 4 times.
5. i'm not graduating on time (haha... after the first four i'm sure that is so super surprising)

Five Things You May Not Know About the Job (Jobs) I Have (Or Had) Are:

1. i've worked at the gap (vomits, head explodes)
2. i used to be a florist
3. for quite some time i cut glass and made picture frames. then they were sold for lots and lots of money at expensive picture/painting stores. i cut my hands often.
4. hot topic blows
5. i will soon be getting paid for my beauty ("i think it's only right, for, i have been paying for it all of my life")

Five Things You May Not Know About What I Do In A Typical Day Are:

1. smoke cigarettes
2. have an orgasm
3. obsessively check my email and myspace account
4. indulge in www.msnbc.com
5. lately? pass out on the day bed watching sex and the city

Five Things You May Not Know About My Online Life Are:

1. i have accounts all over the mo fo'in place. all over.
2. i am on the facebook (WHAT)
3. i have problems with ebay. i think i have money when i don't. when i don't win things i email the seller and tell them i'll buy it for more. i think this is highly illegal. i don't care.
4. i check people's away messages i don't even talk to anymore
5. if i didn't have a computer, my life would be completely different

Five Things You May Not Know About My Home Life Are:

1. my room is a trash heap. except by trash i mean clothing.
2. i wish i could smoke cigarettes in my bed
3. i don't go grocery shopping until everything in the kitchen is completely gone except for condiments. this means i have to mix things together to make meals and it can get quite interesting.
4. i have daybeds instead of couches. they are big and have lots and lots of furry animal print pillows. and blankets. and satin pillows. and we pass out on them.
5. i have recently changed my dog's name to Kujo.

Five Things You May Not Know About Where I Live Are:

1. i live in an apartment building with a bunch of other drunken jews and one texan. the texan is hot.
2. a party a party
3. we have a beer pong table in the laundry room
4. heather peed on the courthouse across the street
5. the coffee house underneath us has amazing vegan muffins

Five Things You May Not Know That I Desperately Want Are:

1. adobe photoshop
2. nintendo
3. a better job
4. a college degree
5. a steady sex partner

Five Things You May Not Know That Are Really Important To Me Are:

1. fam
2. my doggies
3. music (making it, listening to it, seeing it, reading about it, everything)
4. having people that will argue with me and not take it personally in the end
5. my hobbies (my art, photography, writing and singing ... stuff that few people, even those really close to me, really know about)