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In my grumbly reckonings with I-Tunes, I rediscovered I had this list of children's book that will never be. This list never got old to the bookstore employees I used to hang with... My fav was always "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry".

# You Were an Accident
# Strangers Have the Best Candy
# The Little Sissy Who Snitched
# Some Kittens Can Fly!
# Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
# Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
# Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
# The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of Western Eur- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
# All Dogs Go to Hell
# The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
# You Are Different and That's Bad
# Dad's New Wife Timothy
# Pop! Goes the Hamster....and Other Great Microwave Games
# Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
# The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
# Babar Meets the Taxidermist
# Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
# The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
# Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse
# The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
# Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
# The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
# How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
# Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
# When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
# Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
# What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
# Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
# Bi-Curious George
# Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
# Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver