So onto my funny story from friday. now that i think about it, im sure no one else but me will find it funny 
but here it is anyways: so im driving home from work on a 2 lane street that merges into one. so theres this truck behind me thats trying to pass me before his lane ends. i didnt slow down or anything i maintained my speed so he got pissed he couldnt pass me and he starts riding my ass. theres a street light up ahead and it was red so i start to slow down and he swerves into the other lane and then cuts me off.. i start laughing and i guess he heard me because he starts to flip me off. so i yell out at him "way to go pussy" he gets out of his truck pissed off and starts yelling something like "lets go fagget" and thats when i noticed his MULLET. oh shit that was funny so me, being that asshole that i am i yell "nice mullet you fat fuck" just remember im a fat man too 
so he starts charging at my truck and i put it in reverse and start backing up a bit and he stops and yells some more and i yell back at him "fuck you! lets do this" and i open my door like im going out there and he charges again and i back up again..its was the funniest shit, we did that like 3 or 4 times..so he jumps in his truck because the light turned green but he wouldnt go so i start to act like im freaking out too i start honking at him and grabbing my head and shaking it like a mad man.. and he finaly just takes off quickly and skidding all over the place..what a cool guy.. i think what makes it funnier to me is that this guy was really fucking pissed, i really got under his skin and i just found the whole thing fucking halirious..i wish somebody was taping this. this guy could of probably kicked my ass too..he was a pretty big dude like a construction type of guy..poor guy he must of had a bad day and i made it worst...but hey he made mine! hahahahaha
told you it wasnt funny...i guess you had to be there.
looks like shit at work is starting to slow down so i might start having a life.. what will i do with a full weekend and only 8 hour shifts?
PEACE
but here it is anyways: so im driving home from work on a 2 lane street that merges into one. so theres this truck behind me thats trying to pass me before his lane ends. i didnt slow down or anything i maintained my speed so he got pissed he couldnt pass me and he starts riding my ass. theres a street light up ahead and it was red so i start to slow down and he swerves into the other lane and then cuts me off.. i start laughing and i guess he heard me because he starts to flip me off. so i yell out at him "way to go pussy" he gets out of his truck pissed off and starts yelling something like "lets go fagget" and thats when i noticed his MULLET. oh shit that was funny so me, being that asshole that i am i yell "nice mullet you fat fuck" just remember im a fat man too so he starts charging at my truck and i put it in reverse and start backing up a bit and he stops and yells some more and i yell back at him "fuck you! lets do this" and i open my door like im going out there and he charges again and i back up again..its was the funniest shit, we did that like 3 or 4 times..so he jumps in his truck because the light turned green but he wouldnt go so i start to act like im freaking out too i start honking at him and grabbing my head and shaking it like a mad man.. and he finaly just takes off quickly and skidding all over the place..what a cool guy.. i think what makes it funnier to me is that this guy was really fucking pissed, i really got under his skin and i just found the whole thing fucking halirious..i wish somebody was taping this. this guy could of probably kicked my ass too..he was a pretty big dude like a construction type of guy..poor guy he must of had a bad day and i made it worst...but hey he made mine! hahahahaha
told you it wasnt funny...i guess you had to be there.
looks like shit at work is starting to slow down so i might start having a life.. what will i do with a full weekend and only 8 hour shifts?
PEACE
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postmodernsleaze:
oh yea and i almost forgot--- ur only about 90 miles away from me so we could totally hang sometime. and i did throw massive amounts of shit away prior to and after packing/un-packing. i have WAY 2 many things, i'm sucha chick
argonautgod:
The perfect way to deal with road rage. I love it. 