tomorrow is friday (refrain from yelling and goin crazy)
i ate a some bbq yesterday and of course i put some tobasco sauce on it. it was real good, so i got done eating i went to take a shower. so, i got in the bathroom and decided to masterbate. i was goin at it when all of the sudden, somthin didn't feel right. my dick was burnin!!!!! ( gawd you would think i would wash my hands but remember i was about to get in the shower) so, burning and all i strained through it and finished the job.
thats not the first time i've done that though, but it still kinda sucks just the same
so remember folks if your gonna beat off, don't eat tobasco before you touch your pecker
i ate a some bbq yesterday and of course i put some tobasco sauce on it. it was real good, so i got done eating i went to take a shower. so, i got in the bathroom and decided to masterbate. i was goin at it when all of the sudden, somthin didn't feel right. my dick was burnin!!!!! ( gawd you would think i would wash my hands but remember i was about to get in the shower) so, burning and all i strained through it and finished the job.
thats not the first time i've done that though, but it still kinda sucks just the same
so remember folks if your gonna beat off, don't eat tobasco before you touch your pecker
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It would be a good way to scare kids from having sex. Just tell them this is what an STD feels like and sprinkle on some of the juice. Im sure it would work on females too, although I could see it hurting far more.
And yes.. Olives.