weez99

I just watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. And found out that TIM BURTON is remaking the movie as Charlie and the Chocolate factory. It won't be a musical, it will have Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka. Lord I hope that boy from the Sixth Sense isn't charlie.

I also just tried creamed spinach for the first time....and well...it was creamed alright.

Creamed vegetables sound kinky.

Gene Wilder is pretty old now. But he is one funny fucker. Veruca Salt is a pretty hot older lady.

I want to see the Passion of the Christ like I want to see a car crash. Same morbid fascination.

So can I just go back to tampa and tell someone to move over here. I think I should. But its hard to be convincing to get someone to move for you.

So two blueberry muffins are in an oven getting baked. The first says to the second...
"god damn its getting hot in here"
The second says
"AAAUUUUGGGHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

As a side note, a friends band is out on the road for the gazziolenth time, but this time another friend of mine James Buell is writing a tour journal for them. Go read it hereand post on the message board. The more posts, the more Orlando Sentinel will see it and use it in the paper, which would be good for the band. It's a fun read though, lets you know what its like in a touring band not in a bus.

I eat babies.